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“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”
We’ll have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂
Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.
This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.
Drugs and lack of sleep does that to you.
he could at least find a better haircut than pube fro.
“I don’t like it when people find out what I really think”
Seriously. If everything I said leaked to billions of people, I’d be a comedic phenomenon, a trendsetter, and a terrorist.
a terrorist.
and remember folks… there was a time when boomers thought that the Patriot Act was for scary Muslim extremism…
welcome to 2025 where a middle age cuck is getting put on lists for voicing an opinion online.
- says a lizard person
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One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren’t saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.
the thing is he thinks he knows better than the rest of us. because he’s a billionaire.
That’s what it feels like when you steal other people’s personal information …
Nothing to hide nothing to fear wasn’t it?
One way to avoid recurrent leaks is to foster a culture of trust and not be a ginormous dickwad.
Sounds like lady shit
Is that dude turning orange?
No he had his face stuck to Trump ass and some it transferred to Zuck.
His hyu-man skin is melting.
He’s clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.
There’s enough reason to shit on him without this. He just looks like a ginger who’s spent too much time (15 minutes) in direct sunlight without slathering sunscreen on his face first.
They’re all orange down here, Georgie…
zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.
a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.
If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3
00.edit math hard thank you @MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
300 would be 1% wouldn’t it? It’d be like paying a fine of 3
So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags
🤦♀️ yes
he got the same clown makeup as his daddy
Cry us a river, dildo. Meanwhile, go fuck yourself.
For some reason “dildo” is way funnier than “you dildo”. Thanks for the laugh
It’s the finality of it, I think.
Glad to bring a smile!
Gotta give it to the courage of whichever employee is did this. What a chad
Maybe think about not saying shit that you’d be afraid would leak.
well that is what he’s saying. what he should try is thinking about why the things he says are so “value-destroying”.
Honestly, it looks like the mall ninja tried the skin bronzer and then tried to get rid of it after. The thing is he’s going to have to wait for the dyed skin cells to shed off to replace themselves, as they do. The face itself sheds at different rates in different areas.
This is a disturbing thought, that he is so keen on cozying up Trump he tried the look. Has he changed his hair too? I don’t keep track.
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