Good. Have the day you voted for.

As did the prequel trilogy.

And if we’re being honest, so did Return of the Jedi.

No Star Wars media can live up to the one that lives in our heads.

Well everything else is in it.

Shit, Chrome supports the use of COM ports. It’s an OS within an OS.

About half of A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Rogue One.

I said what I said.

Can you though? There’s a lot of internals of Windows that still depend on a browser rendering engine being present, as well as lots of 3rd party apps. WebView is just Edge in a DLL shaped trench coat.

The lack of twin thumbsticks are what killed the original.

This one is better, but aside from better trackpad placement, it doesn’t offer a lot above the PS5 controller, which a lot of people already have.

Still, they sold out, so mission successful I suppose. I’ve no doubt the same thing will happen when I try and get a Steam Frame.

Nobody hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans.

As an idea, it’s fantastic with limitless potential. As a finished product, it’s two and a half good movies, and two good series.

Narcos cast members unironically did more for Star Wars than the Skywalker family ever did.

Then I would say it doesn’t matter because they’re not riding like a bell-end. The system will have done it’s job.

Well it’s nice that he got his red flag out early.

Yeah, works pretty well over here.

It’s about expected speed and who you’re sharing a path with.

If I’m a cyclist, I don’t want to share a cycle lane with some idiot doing 40mph on a Temu deathtrap. By all means have those as an alternative to cars and petrol motorbikes (because cheap transport is still transport), but you’ll need regulations, registration plates, and mandatory safety equipment, and they need to share the road with other vehicles.

No Chinese leather jackets for Jensen. :(

Going to currys.co.uk, the bog standard TV shop of the UK.

Filtering by 4K resolution.

There are more 120Hz TVs than 60Hz TVs.

Not only are they not rare, they’re now the norm.

120Hz panels were actually quite commonplace before HDMI 2.1 came out, they just lacked fast enough ports to get the signal in. My TV is 9 years old, and happily runs 120Hz at 1080p.

They’re really not.

That’s nice, but most TVs do not have DisplayPort, erm, ports.

Where were you the day satire died?

For a country with so many guns, they’re not very good shots.

For my Spectrum I didn’t really need to. Magazines gave away several free full games every month on the covertape, and most games were like £2.99.

For my Amiga, fuck yeah I pirated everything because the games were £25 a pop and fuck that when you’re 14 years old and you have a mate who can copy you anything for 50p a disk.

Since becoming an adult, with a job, I just buy games. I’ve got much more money than energy and time, so I’m a lot pickier about what I play.

OK grandad.

His Michael Jackson joke still makes me laugh.