Unless the NYT has new information, the gunshots were only reported as being ‘in the vicinity.’ This could mean completely outside of Mar-a-Lago and just a coincidence.

Here’s the AP article. Go with that: https://apnews.com/article/trump-shooting-gunshots-florida-f62f8378d3a8ce7b2e99d6a8fb40aba9

Do you think he might suggest watermelon for dessert when discussing the latter as a meal?

A subsidiary of the Coca-Cola Company.

Approaching Planet Claire, captain.

I’m sorry, that’s ludicrous. People don’t want to vote for someone more just because they see them more. That’s not how anything works. Elections, even in 2024, are not “look at me” contests.

You do know there’s such a thing as bad attention in an election, right? This is it.

But he literally talked about this in the debate…

And you think they’ll be successful when Trump isn’t in charge at the time and held the national guard back? Where would he even gather them? He wouldn’t have permission anywhere inside D.C.

January 6th had the administration in power working with the traitors. He can’t do that this time.

When you’re rich, they let you be racist.

We were specifically talking about Trump.

If I didn’t laugh, I’d cry.

Wow. You think Trump is smart.

Shitting on the most popular musician in the U.S., possibly the world, helps him?

Yes, again, those are the MAGA faithful. Trump needs more than them to win.

I didn’t think I’d get to use this again so quickly:

He just needs to lose by a small margin. And that’s absolutely possible no matter what Fox News tells his fans.

In terms of his success or in terms of being hilarious to me?

Same. Just have fun with it. It doesn’t matter. The only reason I care about those things is when I make fun of them on Ten Forward or Star Wars Memes.

Good. You drink all the Sprite. 'Cause IMO, yuck.

Bad plan. You want to get millions of people out for your blood? Threaten Taylor Swift.