I feel like you’re subtlely trying to promote Canadas maple syrup industry, through increased pancake sales.

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Toni Storm is the best.

Did you think something else was the best? Maybe pancakes? Maybe money?

No. You’re wrong. It’s Toni Storm. She’s the best.

Are we going to live post here? Or maybe on Mastodon?

This is what happens when you feed Audrey II viagra.

There’s a lot of people on this platform who take things very seriously. Internet comments are serious business, and jokes on here are like poking the bear.

Then I come along and I’m like Steve Irwin. "AW CRIKEY! IT’S THE GREAT LEMMY BEAR OF THE DECENTRALIZED TERRITORIES!!! THESE CREATURES CAN BE QUITE HOSTILE TOWARDS NON-LINUX USERS, AND ANYTHING SARCASTIC! THEY NEVER GET A CHANCE TO MATE, SO THEY’RE QUITE IRRITABLE!!!

…IMMA GO TICKLE THEIR BALLS!!!"

I…I know. That’s why I said that word in the first sentence. That’s kind of the point of my comment, was that you’re NOT using the word casualties so it’s an apples to oranges comparison with the numbers above.

I’m unclear if you didn’t read my comment, or if you misunderstood it.

I mean…it sounds like he was against marriage, not gay marriage. The difference is if you’re against marriage, you’re against the core concept of the institution of marriage. If you’re against GAY marriage, then you’re just an asshole homophobe trying to deprive specifically gay people from what they think will bring them happyness, while being fine with straight people doing the same.

Doesn’t sound like your teacher was against gay marriage to me.

Try saying “Donkey” a lot. Cats love Shrek.

If you’re a cop, you HAVE TO tell me, legally speaking!

I mean…yes? That does seem like a reasonable solution to a non-problem. The real problem is the group of people who think they have a need and a right to control everybody else.

It’s not a new concept. People trying to control other people is a tale as old as time. I maybe agree with the rat, but I think the solution to the problem may be the Everette True way.

If you’ve never heard of Everette True, he’s a comic strip character from 100 years ago.

His comics all follow a very simple formula.

Panel 1 Everette incures a problem or issue

Then…

Panel 2 Everette beats the shit out of everybody.

Works for me! People want to ban books? Punch them! Or hit them in the head with a book! These are life lessions we need to teach our children!

He should be smiling in last panel too.

I would rather gay marriage exist longer than confederacy. Seems like THAT having a lasting appeal is a better deal than confederacy lasting one day longer.

That being said, I’m not even pro-marriage. I don’t mean gay marriage. I mean ALL marriage. The whole thing seems like a scam to make you buy expensive cake.

But I’d rather have people of all backgrounds being happy together, in a tradition I don’t believe in, rather than the confederacy existing.

When my cat would lay on her back, I’d grab and hold her paw that she stuck in the air. Then I’d say “Donkey. Donkey. Hey Donkey! My ears are tied, and Donkey Donkey Donkey!”

Why would I say this? Because cats don’t speak english. You can say ANYTHING as long as it’s in a positive voice!

Is your lawn a network of millions of people, which censors differing opinions, and deletes others signs?

I’ve always said that in order to get access to the internet, you should need a yearly updated photograph of your genitals that is easily displayed whenever you post something online.

That way, when you try to sway someones opinions, they can see how big your penis is, and say “No actually, shut up. You have a small penis, Elon Musk!”

Finally a way for the big penis club members to be taken seriously intellectually, and not just paraded around for our good looks!

This is the reason I don’t get PS+.

I see the cheapest option, and think “oh…but I don’t go online much, and thats too little value for that high price.”

Then for a little more money you get a little more value.

Then for a little MORE value, you get the retro games from PS1 and PS2.

And then I realize that’s DOUBLE the cheapest option, to play games that are 20-30 years old.

So I put 2 and 2 together, and decide this whole thing is pissing me off. Fuck it, I’ll just emulate the damn things…

That tracks.

…so, this isn’t even a thing anymore.

Edit: upon a quick google search, I come to find out it was only ever a thing for about a week, and only ever in the NYC area.

So it seems this wasn’t ever intended to be a serious concept/service. It was just some CEO fucking around, and spending corporate money on his own personal inside joke. Complete with a whole list of disclaimers saying it’s not legally obligated to even reach the hiring manager.

And ya know what? I can respect that. I wish MY fucking around at work had this kind of budget and logistics.

I would be mad that everyone ELSE got a balloon and not me.

Then I’d be mad that I’m 41, and mad about a balloon.

Then I’d be mad at realizing I probably have anger management issues.

Am I the only one confused by why a vacume needs a live video feed? Who’s sitting there thinking “I want to watch what my vacume sees!”