• HelixDab2@lemm.ee
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    7 days ago

    My partner has this allergy. It has nearly killed them before, and surely will if they eat kiwi fruit again since they don’t have an epipen.

  • capetaun@feddit.it
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    9 days ago

    My friend after eating 500 grams of peanuts “Isn’t it funny when you eat penuts and your throat closes and itches a lot?”

  • Ashen44@lemmy.ca
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    9 days ago

    Me: “Man, I love chocolate so much, it’s a shame it makes my throat feel so tight and sore.”

    My mom: “Hey Ash… You’re not allowed to eat chocolate any more…”

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      8 days ago

      Reminds me of this YouTube channel I used to watch called “WheresMyChallenge”.

      They did a “1lb Snickers Bar” video. Where one of them promptly discovered he was allergic to nuts.

    • McLoud@lemm.ee
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      8 days ago

      I have read that some people may not actually be allergic to kiwi itself, but to a byproduct of a chemical reaction between the kiwi and a metal spoon. Have you tried eating one without a metal utensil?

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      8 days ago

      Had this too as a kid they made me vomit. Now it’s completely gone and I have hayfever

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      8 days ago

      I once made pineapple sandwich. It didn’t really work, it sort of dissolved the bread. Taste great though

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      8 days ago

      Don’t be daft they’re not endangered. If they win danger they wouldn’t be allowed to sell their furry eggs in the supermarket.

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        4 days ago

        I tried to sell my furry eggs in the supermarket once but they called the police.