I think you mean Bahlonyah

That would require he actually knows any game mechanics.

I’d like to see Musk on a crowded train

“I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit”

That’s got to be a Musk alt

TIL you can do whatever horrible shit you want to people unless they are part of your “target audience”

I read “trash and blood” which would have been appropriately metal

caber

A sign on a whole tree trunk would be both the least and most threatening sign of the lot.

I argued in another thread that AP is a pretty unbiased news outlet. I did not realise it had been labelled as a “far left” news source.

I was arguing its neutrality to someone who was saying an AP article was pro-Trump for not directly denouncing some decision of his.

My brain might explode today.

There is a reason Americano is literally just a watered down espresso. It has a better flavour than making equivalent strength drip, French press or percolated brew and doesn’t require any equipment other than the far superior espresso machine.

There is also a reason why those other three methods exist (I’ve used/enjoyed all 3 so not entirely shitting on them) and it is a similar reason to why instant exists.

I know, right? It isn’t wearing a clown nose either.

Dissent is now a crime, lock everyone up.

Bacon top to bottom

It hurt itself in its confusion!

1. Sucked in my gut
2. Sucked on your toes
3. Sucked US infrastructure dry
4. Sucked your cock dry
5. Sucked Zelensky’s minerals

President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime…

1. Wasn’t he golfing yesterday?
2. We all know he hates his family and is happy to avoid them.
3. “Took a bullet” is akin to me saying I was stabbed in the face by a deranged idiot when I cut myself shaving.
4. Working overtime at what exactly? Are his tiny chode fingers getting tired from signing a few bits of paper?

And he would fuck every single one.

Maybe it’s an excellent allegory for current events:

Man helps child through traumatic event, buys her a milkshake to thank her. Two other petulant children also want milkshakes and say things like “why don’t you say thanks to us” and “I want half of your milkshake”.

Fox News, hiding the real cutting news like geniuses.

English? Like, from England? That’s very un-American.

This is peak boomer humour. I feel like I’m Facebooking right now.

You’ll have to specify which fascist you’re talking about