Ha, like RFK believes in surgery

You could never tank a guy named Tommy Tatotown!

Nobody tell her what they would call a “handsome prince” who kisses comatose girls these days

I heard avocado toast was such a luxury it was the downfall of entire generations

Now this just conjures up an image of a frenzied Liz Truss trying to outlast the lettuce by eating it.

Considering he is American, it is probably most relevant whether Americans remember it still. They keep saying “never forget” about it, so I assume they still remember.

Seems like a fun place to be stuck for the rest of your life

Well I guess this is my cue to get up

A deep fryer on a plane feels like it would be slightly unsafe, but we can hope.

I find it really odd that salmon and eggs on toast, or avocado toast count as “dry lunch”. Even his ham sandwich has a slather of butter and tomatoes. Just how wet are Chinese lunches? Is everything less liquid than a soup counted as dry?

But if you only eat poison, the brain worms will starve

Love a meal of lukewarm McDonalds on a plane surrounded by some of the unhealthiest people on the planet. We’ve got:

Adult Diapers in Chief
Drug Addled Oddbod
Riddled with Brain Worms and Viruses
Jr Diapers
Some guy in the back eager to sniff the seats

They tend to get more than they have consent for

There’s no need for extra complexity, both of your parents are getting killed now.

This is a weird and popular trope with various European countries that hold themselves above others. Somehow things like racism and bigotry are purely an American phenomenon, usually said alongside spewing some sort of bigoted vitriol like this guy.

extensive

six

Turns out I was waging an extensive egg frying campaign this morning.

Let’s stop making up new terms and just actually enforce the laws being broken

I don’t think anyone is ready for the colonoscopy which is just the doctor shoving his arm in there

It’s not getting unlisted. This news has nothing to do with the company currently called ZA/UM (apart from, of course, stealing the company away from the creators and making this situation).

Those ones are only for native americans