Oh, well the Bitcoin wasn’t a guarantee of wealth, but that certainly is!

If a Trout makes a mistake in a forest and no-one is around to see it…

Someone saw it didn’t they?

So basically a parking infraction.

I would like to return one mental image please

Prepare yourself for 12 months in prison

Got to add the extra paragraph about an unspecified “anti-semitic” banner in and unrelated protest, just to balance out the fact a guy’s truck was set alight because it had a Palestinian flag on it.

Both sides amirite?

Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think pulling your pants down to fart is more embarrassing than doing explosive diarrhea into the Thames.

Indeed I think the “Yes/No” are the wrong way around on the Apple part of the flow.

Also, why else do you think they call them geniuses. Only geniuses could possibly fix your smooth metal rectangle.

American football is okay. Just scrapes into the top 3 of American sports for me.

Urgh, this philosophy is why the new wave of UX designers are making everything massive gross buttons and every modern app/game tries to look like an iPhone home screen.

If you don’t have tooltips you can still see the link before clicking it: either right click on a desktop or hold touch on mobile.

Or maybe the thing that pretty much everyone was exposed to.

Biggest GLOBAL even in the WORLD of American only football*

*Other football has 10x the viewers

Yeah what is this comparison? We all know the superbowl exists, but American Football… ew.

Fuck off with your “allegedly”. We all saw the video of him pepper spraying them in the face.

Allegedly someone came to assassinate him because they were killed by the police near his house.

Oh, wow, the head of the now far-right social media platform supports the far-right party in the birthplace of the Nazis. Who could have predicted that.

It’s like little baby learned a new word

Assuming it wasn’t intentional, someone should tell Claire her 44 looks a bit sus

Yes

Yeah, if you ignore like ALL of the nominations and winners at The Game Awards for the last 10 years and take a look at checks notes Fortnite

Hey, c’mon, there’s all kinds of dudes that love going to town on some brown meat.