The chances of a tourist being killed by an Italian chef are low… but never zero!

“Your package has been delivered.”

Back when the US Navy could force other countries to do things. :D

If humanity dies because of what humans did, and the rest of nature manages to continue on, I posit that humans are not classified as life.

Or a nature trail camera, apparently.

I love it when nature gets offended by technology:

So amped to be there.

“This is my spot, buddy.”

Were they all afraid of her?

A barely recognized singer songwriter that was a wafer-thin smoker whose hair represented 30% of her body weight?

I’d be afraid I’d knock her over if I talked too loud.

I knew you wouldn’t let me down. Danka.

A Riker always mounts his seat.

This was no mere copy & paste classic server, Turtle was remastering the entire game and releasing their own expansions.

Post the code so the community can run with it. If one head is cut off, two more will take its place.

“Why do you think I wear white gloves? haha!”

Quick, gimme a German word for saving a social media post for later.

Humankind still hasn’t learned that there are consequences to treating intelligent creatures like idiots.

“Let… me… die…”

Good form.

I mean, just look at that face. They’re still cross about it.

Swift justice.