My grandmother allowed us to eat ice cream in the shop before paying because the lives in a small village (also Germany) and know the shopkeepers

That explains why the sun is so much bigger in summer. Most theories fail to cover this simple fact and just ignore it, gaslighting us into thinking the sun doesn’t change its size much during the year

Hope you’re being literal and not figurative?

Isn’t treasure the comparative of trash? Or does this only work in my shtrong German accent?

I’m not mocking it, I’m totally cooking it

The joke was that I used the very word I was complaining about (hopefully correctly) in combination with another word (literally) many pedants get pissed when used in a non literal sense

In that case, English is broken. This is too much, we are literally cooked and need a new global lingua franca

I’m not surprised that language changes, I just never heard this particular phrasing before but judging from your offendedness, I guess it is used

Du klingst ja wie ein Torwächter! Nur eine Theorie ist richtig und alle anderen falsch? Glaubst du das wirklich?

How did you even get there? I would believe it if there was an entry on the other end but not like this!

True, if you’re still on 9gag, screw you

Hi Proud, I’m dad

… until there isn’t

Relatable

Wait, is this actually how young people talk or are you gaslighting us?

“Fun fact”: Mount Rushmore or Six Grandfathers was a sacred mountain for the Lakota to actively disrespect their beliefs

When I was young, I was poor but after decades of hard work, I’m not young anymore

Warum sollte man aufstehen um sich abzuwischen? Man sitzt doch schon!

Which web should you, browser, use?

Winter has to stop for good! #climatejustice