I didn’t think he was having an affair with Laura Loomer until he basically insisted he wasn’t as an answer to an unrelated question.
Maybe he just thinks he had an affair with her because he daydreamed while he was schlackin’ it on the toilet. Who knows what’s going on in that diseased brain at this point.
You broke my magic streak of never having had a mental picture of trump masturbating. I didn’t know how special that was until it was gone, and now I want it back.
Don’t sweat it, he probably smacked his stubby little pud around until getting so frustrated by his erectile dysfunction he angry posted to social media about how he won the debate.
His little Cheeto shaped pud.
Haha you’re welcome ❤️
Idk based on her actions it would not surprise me in the least if she’s sucking on that spray tan for a cabinet position
Donald typically chooses from his collection of awful wretches and appoints the worst possible person for any given cabinet position. Which one do you think she’d be most unfit for?
She’s most unfit for all of them. But let’s see her get appointed
On January 14, 2019, Loomer convinced several men she met in a Home Depot parking lot, who she claimed were undocumented, to jump the fence with her at Nancy Pelosi’s Napa, California, home. The group set up a tent on Pelosi’s lawn to protest immigration before being removed by police. They were not arrested.
For homeland security
Foreign affairs?
Just like the cognitive tests. No one asked him how he did on the cognitive tests, heck no one can find out how he actually did thanks to HIPAA. But he obvously has no understanding of that so he thinks he needs to get ahead of the story of how terribly he did on the cognitive tests.
This is the classic Trump response to an awkward, uncomfortable question. 1) Don’t answer the question and then 2) Answer another question that nobody asked.
For example, when Trump was asked about paying for hookers, instead of simply saying, “I don’t patronize prostitutes” he said, “I’m a germophobe” instead.
Laura Loomer is dreaming big. She wants one day to be buried under a golf course in New Jersey.
Everything is legal in New Jersey.
c/UnexpectedHamilton
As long as you don’t get caught.
Nah he’s already got the tax break there. Next dead “wife” goes to Mar a lago. His summer graveyard.
I’d also like to add she’s dumb as a rock, just in case anyone missed that.
Truly a match made in heaven.
Loomer, for her part, fired back by tweeting that Graham is disloyal to Trump and a closeted gay man, while attacking Greene as antisemitic and mocking the circumstances of her divorce.
I love watching their infighting.
The Graham thing is pretty obvious, and would make me feel bad for him having to constantly hide his sexuality if he didn’t choose to tie himself to a political ideology where being openly gay is political suicide.
I love watching their infighting.
I really hope you’re not American. I see some poor child sitting at the top of the stairs cheering on their drunken parents domestic dispute.
I’m a virtually powerless USA citizen who has almost no power. Watching asshats with undeserved power or status fight among themselves is one of the few times I have hope that we won’t slide further down the drain. Almost everything else I see runs counter to that, so I feel justified enjoying their freakouts.
But she’s munching on that dongus so… he’s gonna do it
Her mouth is way too large for it.
You can still put an ant in a well and the well will swallow it.
She must be crazier than a shithouse rat if MAGA won’t accept her.
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There’s some bridges where you can follow Twitter or Mastodon/BlueSky accounts (or probably anyone) on your preferred service. You can’t interact, obviously, but if you’re just following reporters for news or whatever, you can get a read-only type feed.
Sports and celebrity bullshit are the only things keeping Twitter afloat. They all need to move to threads or bluesky, because let’s be honest, they aren’t going to mastodon.
That’s what they think about Nazis and Klansmen as well.
I think it’s mostly MTG and that she is jealous.
Do it, Donald. You knowwww you want to. And what Donald wants, Donald gets (to sink his campaign even further)
Am I imagining things, but has anyone else noticed that there doesn’t seem to be a clear picture of who she is? Like she’ll be taking a professional shoot, and somehow, she still doesn’t look recognizable?
Ignoring the exaggerated plastic surgery and attention seeking hair style and new level of stupid, there’s something uncanny about her.
Like if you told me she was an automatonric puppet I’d say yeah, id believe you, because I’ve seen better ones at Disney world.
She’s the real lizard people republicans are afraid of!
Every other MAGA article I read, someone mentions skin suits. Vance has no fucking idea what a donut is, cares only about glaze. The Trump offspring shooting big cats on a safari, having more chins than should be possible with skin attached to muscle. Trump looks like he’ll pop in half any second and a dozen alien clowns spill out of him. What is it with these tiny fucking hands on that lump? Rudi sweats black. These people are so fucking weird.
Lmao hold the fucking phone guys. THIS is what does it? THIS is a bridge too far…?
Honestly, I don’t get it, but I’ll try not to overthink it.
Honestly… My first thought is that it might be about the gender of the messenger…
That’s a great point
If MAGA Republicans don’t like her, then you know she is bad.
If all I knew about her was that magats hate her, I’d assume she’s awesome.
Well within context of course.
They like her, they’re just pretending like they don’t until after November.
Why?
She parrots their racism and talking points like any other Maga freak. The only difference is, currently at least, how open and loud she is about it, which is bad optics for Maga - can’t say the quiet parts out loud just yet. If they win, expect this harpy to be right by Donold’s side.
Following the antics of 45 Skidoo is exhausting.
I thought he was with Hope Hicks, and then learned she’d thrown him under the bus at the NYC fraud trial.
Meanwhile, Melania is sitting with a ghost writer and trying to decide who she wants to play her in the movie version.
Who should play her, do you think?
Danny Devito
If you’re doing a serious drama Nicole Kidman or Sandra Bullock.
Comedy Drama? Tina Fey
Full comedy? Melissa McCarthy or Amy Schumer [because it would make the real Melania’s head explode]
I’d do Cate Blanchette
Not in a million years, bucko.
jk
Someone who can really look pissed off 99.99999% of the time.
Too bad Bruce Willis is in such bad shape these days.
She doesn’t look annoyed here.
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.dbb82fb96bb708dc1c91e82830bb8dcd?rik=NG7fUX3wl7Qo%2Fg&pid=ImgRaw&r=0
I don’t really care, do you?
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Bahaha I had this same thought! He’d crush it, too
Ben Stiller
Anyone after you feed them a lemon.
Trump wants her close cuz she touches his pipi.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Do it. Don’t listen to the RHINOs telling you not to, this I’d the best idea ever.
Honestly though, besides positively reinforcing every pathology he has, she’s probably also literally shining his… … …butt.
She’s worse than nuts. She’s a fucking asshole on the verge getting undue power.
He keeps Stephen Miller around, trust this idiot’s friends will not convince him to dump her until she makes him look so bad even he realizes it
