No it wasn’t. But sure, anything can mean anything when you change what words mean.

I wasn’t really joking lol

Kraft Singles are awful, and can barely be considered food. It’s certainly not cheese. Seriously, just look at the label.

I’m not a food snob, in fact I really like American cheese (Cooper Sharp ftw) in the right context. Kraft Singles gives American cheese a bad name. It ruins anything it’s used on/in.

I’d rather just eat the hot dogs without it.

Assuming you’re a straight male (the dynamics are much different if not), then where do you meet women? Genuinely curious.

Kraft Singles are never worth eating

If you honestly don’t know the difference between a car and a gun and what their purposes are, then I don’t know what to tell you.

Honestly I believe you’re smart enough to understand, so either you’re being disingenuous, or you’re just refusing to allow yourself to go there because you’ve centered your entire personality around instruments of death.

Cars are designed to kill people? Consumer vehicles? Lol right… Do better.

Yes, you people. Ignorant Christian morons insisting that everyone lives according to a bronze age sex manual.

Yep… On the state level, it might actually depend on the governor as to whether or not they have to display them. Not sure.

Lol ok. Sure thing, the Bible doesn’t exist.

All you need to do is look at the man… His face looks like an old catcher’s mitt

Far out man

It’s already started. Even if this shit ended today, there are things about our country that are likely gone forever.

This is funny?

Really? They seem just like regular public sector employees to me… Police “unions” are pretty unique.

Yeah but without the support of American Evangelicals, they’d be much more fringe

The mental gymnastics you people will go through to avoid facing reality… Sad.

The Bible is explicitly anti-homosexual.

The classic refrain… Unfortunately for you, people are starting to recognize (again) that this is bullshit and Nazis have no place in society.

Someone should make a browser extension or something that automatically recognizes what part of the page is the recipe, extracts it, and only shows you that.

Oh wow I ate The Onion on this one.