7 rounds of interviews. Over 3 months of calendar time to accommodate everyone’s schedules and finally a two week pause in process as it carried into holiday.

“So everyone agreed that you would be a great fit for the role and that you deserve a place here at [Huge company], but It came down to you and one other candidate who was internal, the difference ended up being his company experience”

Cool.

Enhance!!!

[All of a sudden, the disneyworld bubble wand shoots out of his ass and sticks into the wall as the suddenly reanimated corpse of graham hops off the morgue table]

“Did y’all say male escorts all over DC are the hardest right now???”

lindsay “Lady G” graham died having never been married and never having children. He ran for president once, when asked by press who his first lady would be, should he win, he replied, “My Sister…”.

It is not an inherently wrong or shameful thing to be gay, by any means, but to live an entire lifetime poorly hiding your own truth while being dedicated to hating what you are publicly, in a position to vocally support and enact actual law aimed at making other humans fear, suffer and feel less for just loving who they love is unforgivable.

His voting record who stand as a permanent indictment of a cruel person who led a short, hateful and frightened life - never taking a single free breath. A sad life, over.

Assuming the administration attempted to show the ambition to do so, but didn’t actually need it done. Obstructionist republicans noted, but the will to finish is probably the true difference here.

Order of magnitude larger effort at the federal level as well, but again, will is likely the true difference

This water is now full of chemicals, toxic algae and disintegrating epoxy though? They wouldn’t just put this into a public river, wait until the EPA hears about this!!!

Society’s gutter drains to a pond right outside gop headquarters - it’s the only water they drink.

What a waste of water when all that water could have been wasted by an AI data center.

Joe Brandon shit in my pants, drain my pants!

Classic Ozymandian Lizard Mole propaganda - sorry you fell for it frankly.

They use poisoned deer blood as ink to print the McDonald’s wrappers, as you handle them, the contact strips your DNA and then your identity, as well as your gender. These are all then able to be reassigned with the use of a Pepsi freestyle machine. Pepsi backwards is ispep, rotate the "p"s 180° and they turn into "d"s, which then spell “isded”. Meaning anyone who opposes this plan is dead.

Thats why i always take my “Silver Gun Man Elixer” pills, which provide a 112% man protection strong boost. I sell these and they have two ingredients - mold bread and a rare herb called “isNOTded” that counteracts the effects, AND that’s why I’m immune, and that’s why you can be as well if you use promo code “WHET_FHART” to purchase a pallet right now.

Move on… Nothing to tree here

The first who’s actually wanted to do so. So he does it.

THAT’S not an Australian joke… THIS is an Australian joke!

Why do republicans insist on waking up from sleep every morning?

Waking up is super woke.

Real TRUE PATRIOTS go to sleep once, and stay that way forever, to own the libz.

We all did, brother. We saw the TRUTH

That the guy who popped like a balloon?

Depends, is it an AI-driven protein business with dynamic pricing that donates 200% of its annual revenue on purchasing a used inventory of trump branded elementary school textbooks?

Also didn’t blink during the recent sequel

I liked your reference to the net.

Company started by bad religion founder, acquired by Sony eventually

To trick undereducated, naive young people with selective angles in their propaganda literature and if not recruit them, draw them down that path with gateway chuds like kirk. Also to intimate American people of color and make immigrants feel unsafe. All in the back of 115° uhaul or subway ride even though billionaires fund groups like that through shell orgs and “friends”