We all know that’s mold, right?
No, it’s the christmas spirit
Makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over, just like the surface of them strawberries.
You mean eating the strawberries makes you feel that way?
These in particular, it’s that warm and fuzzy feeling you get before you projectile vomit everywhere. Didn’t say it was necessarily a good thing, unless that’s your bag.
Makes you feel all tingly inside
Beardy bois
You’re mold.
Your mom was mold last night. Twice.
Yes I know that doesn’t make any sense, shaddap! 😖😄
Can any of us really be said to know anything? Descartes said “I think, therefore I am”. In this essay I will…
THERE’S MOLD GROWING ON SANTAS FACE???
Most of us.
Not gonna stop me from gelling them up and giving them sick hairdos
I would never infringe on your freedoms like that.
So is blue cheese
No there is actually a real type of strawberry that looks like this
They’re all yours, bud!
Moldy memes
Moldy memes with christmas themes
Taste like strawberry, texture like candy floss. Put em in ur mouth
Best of both worlds
Curious how the 🍓s retained their rigid conical form when they should’ve been mushy slimy goop at this point
They look like they weren’t quite ripe when put in the container. Probably contributed a bit to the longevity.
Strawberry is one of my favorites and you’re ruining it. Jesus. I will know no peace.
Those are some chad/stacy looking molds tho. Did they gymaxx?
Little Santas, sure.
Mall Santas, based on the smell.
This is why you never want to eat strawberries after day 3
*until after
Washing your fruits should make them last longer
I love when they do this ^^
They look like little blushing porcupines!
It’s to die for!
