This is the origin story

Thanks, that was worth the click :)

It’s been tried and tested. Human bodies barely slow a car down. It’s much better to place something solid, like a concrete block

Is this a political shitpost too?

As a large language model, I cannot appreciate art. However, this painting by Monet is especially exquisite because of the fine details in the brush strokes and the feeling of space in the …

Also, popular opinion tends to shift to the right when times are tough and times are tough. You can see this happening in Europe as well, every European country.

There’s a religion for that, Breatharianism

In Europe? I would think there would be some European counsel to protest that…

So to put it in plain words:

The English are an illiterate bunch of alcoholics who base their entire language on the way it’s pronounced when you’re in the pub.

While the French are a stuck up bunch of pretend aristocrats who based their entire language on the scripts of the court.

Both statements make sense

10 points to Gryffindor

Yes it is, I fixed it. Now it doesn’t makes sense I said “twice the progress”. You loose 20 or 40 kilos was my idea, but that’s wrong…

You should weigh yourself in kilos. 1 pound is about 0.5 kilos, so twice the progress.

Edit: never mind, I can’t do math

Paint me like one of your French girls

This isn’t looking like a very good company

…a government… It’s not your government that benefits from domestic chaos

It’s made by “bending spoons operations”, an Italian company.

From app’s the website:

Copyright © Bending Spoons Operations S.p.A. | Via Nino Bonnet 10, 20154, Milan, Italy | VAT, tax code, and number of registration with the Milan Monza Brianza Lodi Company Register 13368510965 | REA number MI 2718456 | Contributed capital €50.000,00

They also make WeTransfer, MeetUp and Evernote

Edit: they only bought these, they didn’t make it.

Ssst! Don’t tell them it’s all just a joke, a trope even. Some people take this stuff very seriously.

The spirit of hexbear will flood this post if they find it

Not a particularly interesting article. Just more of the familiar story: “we need more forests, they are good for us” and “a single species going extinct can eventually collapse an entire eco system”. It is a truthful article though and I guess that’s worth something these days.