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Aww, that’s sweet. A real modern day love story.
A modern Romeo and Romeo
Romeow
enterprise resource planning??
Now you know how machinists feel about CNC.
Or psych students feel about CBT…
Lmao that’s exactly what I said and how I said it
Role playing
Ah, enterprise role playing
Ah, enterprise role playing
Also known as “a job”
What a sap
It’s actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)
Odds are with some level of effort someone is willing to fuck you unless you throw off huge danger flags. Working on your personality, appearance, and social skills just make it so your odds go from largely the sort of people who’d fuck anyone to the sort of people who are more selective
Too real
Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately
That might be difficult. But keep trying anyway.
20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I’m getting those wizard powers at 30
Same soon. It’s just fate. I was AeroAce until recently to add to the funny, and panicked because I will cross a threshold, then changed my mind lol!
Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.
I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.
There are other ways of aquiring mystic arts and powers. The aforementioned is just the kost straightforward.
The council watches with great interest.
you don’t have to worry, my virginity is safe
As long as you keep it until 30 the powers are yours. You cannot be stripped of them. If you get to 40 you get even more powers. But if you lose your Virginity between 30 and 40 you keep rhe powers.
Aggravated I can’t find that feminization pipeline image that’s like ‘gay, super gay, mega gay, ultra gay… straight.’
Here you go:
Cheers.
Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.
Gay: Self-evident.
I mean… Nothing in this story implies femboy isn’t a fed, and just really committed to the bit.
Gotta get that dna sample somehow.
Playing the long game, in anticipation of the summer’s national gay ban.
bro is lost in the sauce
Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.
I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.
And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.
…you can communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy?
sh itjust works
Could have it worse, in hell they can only communicate via Xitter.
That’s debatable. I’m honestly not sure which platform talks about Trump/Musk more. It’s exhausting.
be 20 y/o permavirgin
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:
a) he got laid
b) he’s no longer a virgin
c) he found happiness
d) he found someone to love and that loves him back
e) there are two more people happy in the world
but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.
Bring on the hate! I love you all!
I was way younger and it was super cringe. It was also fun and hot, but looking back I shouldn’t have tried to get laid so early and desperately. We were so stupid back then.
For example, one girl actually persuaded me into having unprotected sex, which I didn’t want, but I wanted to get laid so desperatly that I agreed. She was using a calendar to track her period and fertile days and that was risky AF and didn’t account for STDs as well. This is something you can maybe do as a long time couple, but not with a person you just met three days ago.
Definetely not.
I was a blood doner when I met my partner. I was constantly asked/reminded that having casual sex partners would ban me for six months from donating; I have a fairly uncommon blood type for my country, so I was very keen on not being put on “quarantine”.
When we said it was the right moment for us to be together, I went to make a donation before and warned I would not be donating for the nexy six months for obvious reasons.
I was thanked for the warning and about two weeks later received a full bloodwork panel, including STDs, attesting I was clean and as safe as possible.
When I did return for my next donation, when asked if had been with new sex partners for the last six months, when I replied I was still doing the same, since my last visit, everyone laughed.
Never pressure anyone into unprotected sex. Ever.
I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn’t really realize it at the time, but I wasn’t at all ready at 20 years old.
I’m 29 concern
So given your other comment, a lack of experience is normal here. Speaking as someone who has been on many sides of the ability to get laid spectrum from “nobody will ever fuck me” to regular group sex, to “both of my partners have been in long funks of not wanting sex and I’ve grown too picky for casual” the think you need to understand is that it’s not going to just happen, but trying too hard will ensure it doesn’t.
Go out, meet new people, dress nice for it, and be your most enjoyable to be around self, and start learning to flirt (it’s a skill and everyone starts terrible at it).
I actually had to realize I was depressed first. Therapy helped a lot with my self esteem.
I am glad you managed to overcome it with therapy!
😍 we love you too dude
OMG, are y’all dating now?
Wanna join?
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Same. People are so damn dramatic.
I get the feeling that this is what is happening, and at least that will solve overpopullation.
Thank god they censored apeshit
Language, motherfucker! 😡
🚨 This way, officer… That’s the one who used the swearwords. 😱
The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.
Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?
There’s a surprisingly high number of us femboys on lemmy, but I can’t speak to how housebroken any of us are. Personally, I’d be too busy bedrotting for any cleaning.
Asking for a friend
I wonder how long the “pretends” remains a thing
Edit: Wrong one
The cis male urge to:
The cis male urge to:
Posted the wrong one before
Depends on the pretense, presumably.
Approximately half a line
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That is meant to illistrate that the writer’s penis was fully engorged and quite stiff, as far as sponges go.
Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck
To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 “twink death” will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.
Unlike most gay men, he’s probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They’re not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend’s ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.
Have you SEEN some of the drag queens out there!? Quickest one I can think of is Monet X Change. Dudes 34 and built like a man but still damn fine looking when all dressed up.
You’re a drag fan, you’re blind to it.
Or, well, I guess that’s not necessarily universally true for all drag fans, but if you think Monet is a good counter example it’s certainly true for you. It’s exactly what I meant with “no matter how much he tries”. Monet clearly tries very hard.
Nah, anon is probably legit bi. Note how the dress came off and he got more horny. Bi but homophobic.
Is the twink wall a thing?
I only know of twink death, twink wall sounds like the same thing.
WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!
That’s a bit gay
may be fake, but it is most definitely gay.
Idk, dresses are like the no homo of garments. I think they’re good.
oh true you might be right, the dress cancels out the gay. Does this make it more or less fake though?
No, it’s pretty fake. You can tell by the anon feeling some kind of loved.
But is it fake and the OP is gay?
