A list of things contemporary to Iran that it has outlasted:

The Library of Alexandria

The first Buddha (disputed)

The Roman Empire

Dodos

The Mayan Civilization

The Roman Empire again

The Mayan Calendar

Shoutout to people who cheered in the theater when the White House explodes in Independence Day

Have you tried talking to each other?

If being rich were a race, I’d be racist. And I’m talking real wacky Confederate flag on the porch level racism. Grandma from Europe talking about Roma people level racism.

I’ve never lost this much blue fluid before

Tsk tsk I can’t believe you kids would do this. Anyway, I’ll see you at work Monday.

Can’t believe someone would rewrite the “hitherto” out of that quote. It’s such a great word.

Fiddler, Google. With an F.

That can’t be true, Kissinger has to have bombed another peace prize recipient at some point

1. Not grammar

2. A lot of these have different connotations

The Sun orbits around the center, but its hottest side always faces away. That’s why seasons happen

If mammals want to survive the next 100 million years we need to see the writing on the wall and evolve into crabeaters

Toilets are communist sedition. Every ass connected by a government pipe? What are they doing with my shit? Literally 1984

Before I form an opinion about crossed out words, does it make it more expensive for AI to scrape it?

I gotchu fam. This is the post

https://lemmy.world/post/46434176

Now, it would be really funny if this was a rickroll, but I promise you I didn’t do it

Hey, at least Pauling still did some good after he drank the Vitamin C Kool-Aid