It’s not an insertable toy, it’s just a novelty vibrator.

That was far less stress relieving than I hoped it would be so I’m gonna go back to drinking, but sincerely thank you for the info

I think this exact thing was a plot point in Buffy…

Oh fuck off, the reason is we have FPTP elections and there’s too much hanging on an election to justify fracturing the country for four years while we establish a viable 3rd party.

Yeah but like… At least he’s not a raving lunatic??? Fuck.

BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS, WE’RE TAKING Y’ALL DOWN WITH US! ohgodImsodepressed

Any europeans wanna take mercy on us drunk americans who really need to be distracted from the debate and give us some background here? Pretty please?

How did the “eating shit” part of the story make it into the title, but not the ELEVEN HUMAN CORPSES THEY FOUND ON HIS PROPERTY??

Cops shoot back, and they protect the other two groups. They’re cowards, but cowards will still fire blindly when they’re directly in danger.

I don’t think we have to choose. “Maintain your websites so you don’t get taken advantage of” and “Here’s an example of a major-world-power-affiliated group exploting that thing you didn’t do” are both pretty important stories.

A lot of it comes from the complete lack of faith that the US police services can/will do anything, and how incredibly poor most of the country is. Someone stealing parts from your car, which is stupidly common here, means you can wind up homeless in a month, easily.

And there’s nothing you can really do to prevent it except beating the shit out of enough people that word gets out to not mess with your stuff (because padlocks are a joke). I don’t condone it, just a really high level summary of where it comes from.

(Also american exceptionalism and extreme self-reliance are a big factor. Fucked up cultural shit we have here…)

“Good evening, I’m tonight’s moderator, Chris Wallace. And I think I’m going to do a really, really good job tonight.”

Nono, see this was totally normal procedure. It was just a wild accident that the kid was sealed inside completely inverted. Not their fault. Clearly. For some reason. If they’d left him the right way round, he might have set off the alarm?

I thought this was a bit absurd until I looked up what a “bivy” is, as I’d been assuming it was just a tent.

Yeah, not hard to see how a kid could suffocate by getting turned around in what is basically a watertight sack with two sticks added. Wtf? who puts kids, let alone kids with anxiety, into one of those things unattended? holy shit.

If cows made tools, they’d probably suck.

Sticks and stones may break my drones…

I’m just commenting to get your hopes up that you might have gotten an answer, but I don’t know either. Please, someone tell me what it means :(

I’m not sure you know what a fact is…

AI SCHMA-I, WHERE’S THE LOVE FOR DEBIAN?

This is Auschwitz I, right? AFAIK the nazis demolished all of Auschwitz II, which was the industrial (and larger) death factory facility, not the much more tame and palatable casual death factory… I am wrong!