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The movement lines implies they they rotated the strap through their ankle clockwise 🤔
It’s a little-known fact that guys can noclip when they’re horny enough
There’s a reason they’re called a “crush”
Came here to gripe about exactly this.
Nope: Lift foot out. Flip back. Foot in, adjust strap.
Why is everyone wearing crocs all of a sudden?
Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.
May be try Flip-flops?
Strap between toes is the worst feeling ever. No thanks.
Slides
Why do you care what people wear on their feet? lol
WHAT ARE THOSE?!?
Slides are literally Crocs, not even metaphorically.
Crocs also last significantly longer than any basic slides I’ve ever purchased. Including cheapo Amazon’s, Walmarts, Adidas, and Nikes.
Crocs makes slides. They’re insanely comfortable.
Completely covering the entire top of your foot is even worse. So itchy and sweaty. I’ll take the strap between the toes any day. Only time I’ll wear anything other than flip flops is because I have to for work or a formal event.
Well I already have the crocs, you see…
Why though?
It was foretold.
the more I learn about the minutia of this movie, the more incredible it becomes. what geniuses lmao
I always get a laugh out of why they chose Crocs. For anyone uninformed, see Mike judge quote below:
The wardrobe had to be something that’s not around now. It had to be created for a lot of extras, and so you know our wardrobe person was looking for ways to make the budget work. And Crocs were not out in the world yet. They were just a small startup at the time. We shot in 2004, so no one was wearing Crocs. And she showed me these things, and I thought, 'Oh those are great, just stupid plastic shoes. And I said to her, ‘But you actually bought these, you can order these. What if by the time the movie comes out, these things are everywhere, and it doesn’t look like we’re set in the future?’ And she said, 'Oh no, that’s never going to happen. And sure enough, by the time it comes out two years later, everyone is wearing Crocs. So it already started coming true even faster than we made the movie, really.
Because they are very comfortable
This (from a convert)
I don’t know, but they are the ugliest shoes in existence.
Here’s a contender:
Judge away. Five fingers are comfortable as shit.
Those look like women’s ones on a man’s foot though.I am so confused how you are able to tell the gender of the shoes and person from that photo because I can’t see anything stereotypically associated with gebnder
The back right tile is obv closeted gay you can tell by the way it lays
Couldn’t tell you. Just what it looks like to me.
I’ll cross it out as a dumb assumption, though.
They look like they were made for a tree frog. Them thangs are BULBOUS
vibrams just need soft pink buttons on bottom for foot jobs
They aren’t that ugly
But damn they’re uncomfortable
They’re actually great for wading at the beach.
Near where I live is a shallow (waist deep) bay with a rocky sandy bottom: barefoot not advised. There’re great for walking out into the shallows and helping the kids in kayaks or whatever.
Or gardening.
Because comfy af
Crocs are kinda magic. Try running with them while wearing socks in “”“sport mode”“”. In my experience it actually makes you run faster because the foam is fairly springy. I can run fast enough that I can’t keep up with my feet and risk tripping.
It is clearly the raw croc power that makes you trip…certainly not because you’re running in a slip on sandal.
Dude, I know it sounds silly, but I swear I run faster with them on hard surfaces. They’re really springy and thick socks keep them from sliding around on my feet so they’re actually not as clumsy as you’d think (or at least they don’t feel that way). I wouldn’t intentionally go running in them because I bet regularly running in them destroys your joints or something.
Though now I’m tempted to do an experiment to see if they actually make me run faster or if it just feels that way.
Also, I promise I’m not a complete fashion disaster; I only wear socks with them if I already have socks on.
the number of people openly admitting to wear Crocs in here is really concerning.
Crocs are top-tier shoes to wear. You cannot change my mind.
i don’t think anything can. you’re too far gone!
Search your feelings, you know it to be true
I thought that for a long time. Then I finally gave in and got some. They’re fantastic.
they supposedly don’t have laces but they’re clearly laced with something. that’s the only explanation for these comments.
Their indoor shoes so you don’t have to take off our shoes for something short.
Why? They’re a comfortable, decently built, well-priced shoe. Why shouldn’t someone wear Crocs?
well they’re… i believe the scientific term is “hideous”.
Crocs are lowkey the number one shoes of athletes. The minute any kid finishes any game with cleats, they kick them off and roll with the crocs.
Crocs are obsolete
Slides won guys, not sure who still needs to hear this
Slides are dog shit. Try running after the ice cream van in slides and you ain’t getting a cone. Run after him in crocs and you still ain’t getting a cone because you’ll be drowning in pussy instead.
Pshh Crocs has a net worth of 8 billion. Slides don’t even have a Lightning McQueen variant available.
They do, in fact.
What are slides?
Imagine something kinda like crocs without the toe, I guess
If you Google “slides” you’ll see loads of examples
I still don’t understand what it is. A powerpoint presentation would help.
C’mon mate
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Google results are tailored to the user. This is almost never good advice
Now i see, they’re just slipper, they don’t even have the sport/utility mode strap.
Flip-flops
Never even heard of slides.
Crocs ftw!
Could a bear rock these crocs ?
Never even once. I can outrun a cheetah in my sandals.
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Who told you I made the cheetah wear my sandal(s)? That cheetah is my friend. And who told you to put an eagle in a sandal? Confess your crimes, or be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing.
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Just accept it that they are never gonna be with you. There is no happy ending.
