Remember? Maddox and whatever the X-ray blowjob dudes name was my high school. Hot wheels.

www.maddox.xmission.com

www.thebestoageintheuniverse.com

It’s literally a super light truck with giant tires lol.

/r/atetheonion

Venom is transported through the fangs just so a bunch of children don’t go eating a bunch of venom glands…

/r/boredandignored NSFW is that way.

Now kith.

The Onion

Posted: November 13th, 2025

Mr. Rogers has miraculously come back and been diddling kids ever since…

Words… Mentioning lots of people letting their kids be diddled.

So if you’d like to have Mr. Rogers diddle your kids, be sure to tune into PBS Kids at 10am Eastern.

The joke: Diddling just being wasting time with kids.

Diced pickles in your tacos. Thank me later

The black people are eating my vegetables!!!

Anyone else have to make sure she didn’t sneak a dick in her mouth?

That’s the kindest thing anyone’s ever said to me on the internet. I’d like to be a robot.

How equity works for retirement vs conventional stock.

https://newsilver.com/the-lender/how-many-rental-properties-to-retire/

https://realwealth.com/learn/how-many-rental-properties-to-make-100k/

It’s the equivalent of people walking by a bunch of Russians beating a politician in the street and jumping in to help them acting like you were doing it for a better candidate… That nobody know who one was… When nobody even ran against the candidate… The parting yourself on the back when some MUST step in them patting yourself on the back because we lucked the fuck out and Democratic Leadership actually nutted up including having the guy that got his ass beat basically give up because he was battered.

http://annapurnainteractive.com/en

Stray

Neon White

Outer Wilds

Journey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annapurna_Interactive

They’re describing a job in that scenario too lol.

Yes, people lose their shit once they stop doing their job lol. Landlords in their version are effectively building mechanics and paper pushers keeping their property above board so people can live in it. Most of them I knew all had jobs outside of it too because it doesn’t pay the bills lol.

Yes, it would be phenomenal if they dropped all their extra money into the stock market like your average person but they diversified or put it into equity instead since they didn’t trust stock or had houses willed to them.

I get when people talk about slumlords, or giant corpos. But I’ve had to quote it before that the lionshare of them are people like I mentioned above with corpos buying out more and more in recent years because they’re just as poor as everyone else.

Meanwhile even the most liberal people on here get baited thinking they’re scum. Meanwhile billionaires are still laughing at the poors fighting each other thinking one job is better than other or villifying entire professions still.

Unionize. Reform land and property ownership. Vote in as many Progressive > Democrats to help make that happen. Vote yes on school ballot measures even if you get taxes. Run for government yourself if you loathe who represents you. Grassroot campaigns are hard as hell with a huge uphill battle, but poor people aren’t excluded from government.

True… And yet Google is one tab or two phone swipes away for a really, really easily searchable question. And trust me, usually the one being not lazy for people. It doesn’t mean they’re not being lazy and fuck lol.

Is it only trying when you only go one knuckle deep? Same.

Can anyone confirm if this is true sansdam?

So lazy lol.

Gotta be committing felonies. Overthrowing the government isn’t a felony until the house, Senate, and president impeach them or something lol.