Well I’ll be damned. TIL

Cottage cheese.

Not to get too real on a green text sub, but I keep a gift tag in my wallet that my mom gave me years ago. Its just a small thing that says “To [my name], Love Mom”. I don’t even remember what gift it was from but I cherish that tag. Save the little things like that if you can, It will mean more to you than you know later.

Omg you just reminded me of something. In my elementary school, they banned slap bracelets. Not because they could cut you or any “normal” reason like all the other schools, but because they were “gang paraphernalia”. Yep. If you wore a slap bracelet in my elementary school, you would get detention cus only gang members wore slap bracelets.

“Yeah your fucked”

So im assuming a bunch of people are filming themselves walking out of a room with commercials playing and sending it to him with a big FU in the subject line?

To be fair though, extra toated Cheese-its are goated.

When you stand up and look back in the toilet, and all you can say is “Holy shit”.

Sometimes I feel like I’m personally responsible for a store’s ordering system going haywire. Like, a store can stock like 1 or 2 of the item a month and be fine , then I become fixated on it and they need to start stocking 20+. By the time the store catches up with me ive moved on and they are stuck with dozens of that item.

Horse Flys give you some nasty welts. Bed Bugs give you PTSD.

The perspective kinda threw me for a second and my brain just went, “yeah thats the size of a cheetah”.

Reminds me of this:

My eye literally started twitching upon seeing this.

Shoot, I remember watching one of those “Tech of the Future” shows (think Beyond 2000 but it wasn’t that) back around 2008ish. It showcased some future drone tech and was talking about fully autonomous AI driven drones even back then. If its not already a reality in several countries, then its going to be one very soon.

Looks like the woman next to her has the same shirt on. Hers better be #2 or something other than 1, or im calling shenanigans.

https://youtube.com/shorts/AQbsCjaQ5Q4

Here’s a slightly longer version of the same clip.

it’s an act of service towards someone else and thus easier to motivate me than something that’s for myself

This is so spot on. I drag my feet so much doing things I need for myself, but if its for someone else its so much easier.

Believe me, its everywhere not just Florida. Florida just has a law that makes arrest records and charges public info so the crazies here end up in the news.

A few weeks after my mom passed, I was reading a book winding down for the night. I set the book down in the middle of a very large coffee table and went to bed. Maybe 20 mins after laying down I heard a loud bang in the living room. I shot outta bed and grabbed a bat and went to investigate. In the living room, on the floor about 5 feet from the table, was the book I was reading. There were no animals or other people in the house and all the doors and windows were locked. This was a heavy hardcover book, so I don’t think wind or something like that picked it up and threw it. Im skeptical by nature but I still can’t come up with an explanation for that one.

Looks like its the name of a Daedric lord or something.