SomeGuyNamedDave@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agoRFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassistedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square126linkfedilinkarrow-up1560arrow-down147
arrow-up1513arrow-down1message-squareRFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassistedplus-squareSomeGuyNamedDave@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square126linkfedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · edit-27 hours agoUsing 24-hour format and 12-hour format together is worse than using either of those alone.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down110
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareUsing 24-hour format and 12-hour format together is worse than using either of those alone.plus-squareYICHM@lemmy.world · edit-27 hours agomessage-square19linkfedilink
Rob@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agoNo matter how crooked a mirror is, it always shows you a straight image.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up177arrow-down110
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareNo matter how crooked a mirror is, it always shows you a straight image.plus-squareRob@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agomessage-square6linkfedilink
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 1 day agoAI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”message-squaremessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up1427arrow-down18
arrow-up1419arrow-down1message-squareAI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square35linkfedilink
OccultIconoclast@reddthat.comEnglish · 9 hours agoAnd then I'll sell my AI, so everyone can make drawings - EVERYONE can be an artist! And when everyone's an artist... no one will beplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down120
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareAnd then I'll sell my AI, so everyone can make drawings - EVERYONE can be an artist! And when everyone's an artist... no one will beplus-squareOccultIconoclast@reddthat.comEnglish · 9 hours agomessage-square16linkfedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down13
arrow-up1116arrow-down1message-squareWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squarekirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square10linkfedilink
Meadow@ragu.meadow.cafeEnglish · 2 days agoThere's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets smallplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down111
arrow-up177arrow-down1message-squareThere's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets smallplus-squareMeadow@ragu.meadow.cafeEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square24linkfedilink
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 days agoA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down115
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-23 days agoUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square142linkfedilinkarrow-up1370arrow-down111
arrow-up1359arrow-down1message-squareUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squareѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-23 days agomessage-square142linkfedilink
SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoHaribo gummies are so hard you could probably use them instead of rubber bullets.message-squaremessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down128
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareHaribo gummies are so hard you could probably use them instead of rubber bullets.SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square32linkfedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 2 days agoDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.message-squaremessage-square59linkfedilinkarrow-up1373arrow-down137
arrow-up1336arrow-down1message-squareDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.NONE@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square59linkfedilink
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 3 days agoCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsmessage-squaremessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down113
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsLanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square26linkfedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · 1 day agoMost people want immediate feedback on helping things they like, while disliking immediate feedback on harming things they hate.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down13
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareMost people want immediate feedback on helping things they like, while disliking immediate feedback on harming things they hate.plus-squareYICHM@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square1linkfedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1267arrow-down114
arrow-up1253arrow-down1message-squareThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square25linkfedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agoThere's no such thing as a wrong number any moreplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down16
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareThere's no such thing as a wrong number any moreplus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
philz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementmessage-squaremessage-square324linkfedilinkarrow-up11.69Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.68Karrow-down1message-squareI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementphilz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square324linkfedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoThe plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices. message-squaremessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down15
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareThe plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices. kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square37linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 days agoIf all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.message-squaremessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up1434arrow-down16
arrow-up1428arrow-down1message-squareIf all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square45linkfedilink
Worthess@discuss.online · 4 days agoLight switches should be glow in the darkmessage-squaremessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1151arrow-down19
arrow-up1142arrow-down1message-squareLight switches should be glow in the darkWorthess@discuss.online · 4 days agomessage-square50linkfedilink
yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 2 days agoEvery time someone says "just relax," I think about how relaxing is both a state of being and a verb in motion, which makes it paradoxically stressful.message-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down12
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareEvery time someone says "just relax," I think about how relaxing is both a state of being and a verb in motion, which makes it paradoxically stressful.yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
