That car has the worst tint job I’ve ever seen
Its like someone turned an 8 year old loose with a couple of black garbage bags and a hot glue gun
It tastes like house keys.
Have you ever seen a do-it-yourself one without all the flaws and bubbles? If I gave a shit about looking cool in my vehicle I would save up to have it done right.
I have, but those guys were kinda cheating. They had worked as tint installers previously, and knew what they were doing. Did some badass decal applications as well.
Does it count as DIY or professionally installed if you are a professional doing it yourself?
I don’t know the answer to that question, lol
I always wondered if she was lactating and she took the piercing out if it would spray in multiple directions like a titty shotgun.
Uhhhhhhh… ok?
You do anyway without piercings.
The nipple isn’t technically one hole, it’s kind of like a porous sponge. After all, mammary glands are just mutated sweat glands, it’s a series of holes connected to a series of ducts.
So a lot of people find when lactating that it can spurt in crazy directions from unexpected parts of the nipple.
Dad recognise dad.
Or lactation fetishist.
Nah, I’m just a person with leaky tits.
Makes me miss my ex haha
Or lactation fetishist.
No way they could be a mom, huh?
It was really weird the first time I saw the liquid pooling in 100 tiny bubbles before surface tension merged them
I don’t think that’s how shotguns work. It’s more like a shower head with hard water buildup.
Now I’m thinking of titty pump-action milk-shooting, but the Action Movie pump-action kind
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It does.
Found @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s early artwork
I did this yesterday.
Early yesterday.
Just wanted to let you know that this is probably the tenth time I’ve revisited this comment just to read it and chuckle
Thank you Grapher, really nice to know Im not the only one that found it weirdly polished kind of funny (not taking credit, purely accidental quality on my part).
*Confused by the surprisingly modest and polite evil shrubbery. Wondering if another higher shrubbery to create a two-level effect would improve the evilness…*
And there’s no place like home.
Someone with pierced titties please put one of them in my mouth as I would like to test this claim
Inb4 ppl with cock piercing slide into your dms
I also need to do this expermient for scientific purposes. Any candidates?
Both of you, to horny jail!
I’ve never understood this expression. Putting all the horny people in horny jail would inevitably end in orgies.
I expect horny jail is probably a lot of solitary confinement, with moisturizer and tissues.
That’s how I always imagine it.
Tell me you’ve never sucked pierced titties without telling me you’ve never sucked pierced titties.
More like: Tell me you’ve never tasted house keys without telling me you’ve never tasted house keys.
Tell me you never sucked pierced titties with telling me you sucked house keys
Doesn’t matter, sucked titty.
They don’t. Piercing jewelry is usually made from robust materials that are inert in normal conditions, like stainless steel, gold, plastics, and sometimes glass or gemstones. So, no, you don’t taste anything, just as you don’t taste a plastic cup, ceramic mug, or stainless steel pot.
A cup of tea tastes completely different out of a ceramic mug, than it does a plastic one.
Are you heating your plastic piercings?
some people are hot
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I think they might be talking about the taste of blood of a fresh or infected piercing. Blood tastes like keys.
So does every cut on any other body part.
Weirdly enough other people’s blood tastes slightly different than my own.That should’ve healed by then though
The thing is that some metal ions can catalyse oils of the skin into compounds that are what causes the metallic taste
only on lemmy do you get a mf ranting about someone’s experience sucking pierced titties
Only if they’re kept clean
Would it be accurate to say more people would know what the latter tastes like than the former?
Certainly in Lemmy …
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Gross!!! Let me taste it.
Even better
This tickled me pink🤣😂😂. My nipples taste like Hersheys kisses…
