I’m playing a mobile game that’s pretty much exactly like that first part.

So double consonant rule, that’s pronounced like dimmer but with a ‘b’, right?

Neither of those things were backed by science. Confusing convincing lobbying with science is a problem today was it was then.

Is that the legit reason? I mean, in the times I grew up in, I would assume you’re being dramatic to prove a point.

Have you considered that you always misunderstood people’s goals and they were actually trying to warn you of this exact coming situation?

This isn’t some stupid timeline, it’s the result of 50 years of very specific effort by the right that the people you thought were being dramatic were just plainly warning you about with the appropriate level of urgency.

I really don’t understand how in the face of all this people still choose to bury their heads in the sand.

I love the desert heat. Chapped lips aside it’s my dream.

Fuck them for coopting fun symbols and ruining shit for everyone.

Chapped lips in the summer? I’ve only ever gotten chapped lips in winter.

Did anybody ever not sour on this testicular sore of a human being?

I’ve always said the difference between a true conspiracy theorist and a fucking loon is proof.

There’s tons of stuff we know happened and have almost overwhelming proof of but the powers that be for some reason will not prosecute, that’s a conspiracy and they might even be part of it.

If you believe that a myriad aliens are pretending to be human and secretly controlling the world and the only immediate proof is that we are becoming more inclusive, you’re a fucking loon.

He’s their useful idiot!

Hey I actually know this guy

That was never considered comically overweight. That was the dad bod of the time, Frasier got a lot of action.

Ah yes, the freedom of owning a car.

So did I and everybody read the manual, those who didn’t just rage quit after five minutes because games were fucking impossible beyond the most basic racing or sports games.

I get bulk electrolyte powder for my hangovers and it tastes like salty weirdness. That’s probably why every electrolyte drink has flavours and sugar to mask it.

Honestly the gatekeepers are more the super basementy neckbeards.

I feel like that was extremely obvious.

You could’ve left that loaf like ten minutes more, you go through all that work and forego all the flavor.

Numb in my ass.

Thanks Instagram reels.

Hey, leave Death Metal alone. The tough guys are in the Deathcore scene dancing in their hardcore pits.