Given the demographic they are going after, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to find out that a few people named Jesus got sent to CECOT already

Did you guys have a heat gun?

Fuckin’ LOL. I’m pretty sure one of my grandfathers would have laughed. The other would have been really confused, and both of them served in WWII, and technically the start of The Korean War.

“He isn’t hurting the ‘right people‽‽‽’”

-Fucking idiots that I told not to vote for him, but now their family members are disappearing.

It was a joke referencing a Pace picante salsa ad from the '90s

But was it made in New York City?

Batteries drained in 5 minutes

I got it backwards! Kosher is Halal, but Halal isn’t Kosher

No clue, I just know that it exists and seems to work with the scammiest scammers that ever scammed

You had Peggy Hill as a full time Spanish teacher‽‽ She’s supposed to be a substitute!

EvE Online doesn’t use root access anticheat software. I know it doesn’t because it runs on Linux just fine. That particular player base is the worst hive of scum and villainy that you’ll find outside of government. Clearly the anticheat software isn’t as essential as game studios would have you believe. The only major cheating I’m aware of in EvE was the BoB scandal, and that involved Devs cheating because they were Devs.

Nice strawman. You wanna set it on fire, or try using it on someone that it applies to?

No, creeper is the scamp merchant in Caldera. He’s easier to find, but only has 5000 septims

https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Creeper

I could be wrong, but as I understand it Halal is Kosher, but not the other way around, since Muslims recognize Jews as a people of the book.

I know my grandfather got a ridiculously good deal on the property, but damn it would have been nice if his summer home, and my parent’s home was somewhere other than Indiana.

(Ridiculously good deal as in 28.8 acres with a house and a half, plus a few barns that were built between 1844-1850, for $10,000 in 1948 or 1949)

Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.

Nope. The wings are weighted so that the bird is perfectly balanced on its beak. You could set it on a pole and it would do the same thing, just didn’t work on a table because the wings tail and belly would be what touched the table.

And none of that Sleepytime crap either! Doesn’t work. My mother used to give me a cup before bed constantly in an attempt to get me to sleep more than 4 hours a day.

Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been vegan

Hydrox. They’re still around, and have always been kosher. vegan.