Fixing your correction: the Un unnazied the world forever

Sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan.

And any remnants of the confederacy. They should also get the unnazification treatment

How awful! That disembodied hand threatened, smacked, and clawed at that kitten within itches of its life!

Give Furryosa a good little pet for me. (:

because of the fact that Nicusor Dan came out as president

That’s one hell of a transition! Guys, I’m coming out as a hunky billionaire!

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Shit. I guess it only works for people who are sincere about their identity and want others to treat them in the way that feels respectful to them.

This is definitely still about presidents /s

The 4th turd in my pants is another sign that I might shit myself

Step 1. Find a bajillion dollars

I got some to try with my dad a little over a decade ago. After trying them in water, I determined them to be semi bland and yucky. I then postulated, “maybe they’d taste better without the water?”

My dad excitedly encouraged me to pop one in my mouth. Then he looked super-satisfied by the look of horror on my face.

No one has been able to convince me yet that he didn’t sign that law as an homage to Hitler

Thank you, kind stranger.

And to you, yours, and us all, I wish a speedy unfuckening

The fact that your comment doesn’t seem outlandishly calloused tells you how bad the state of affairs is. I work in education in Texas and often feel like I’m just waiting for my turn to catch a bullet.

Guarantee you they’re waiting for enough general pushback on the financial costs so that they can suggest gas chambers as a compromise

That’s the spirit! Remember, the colostomy bag is half-full!

“Yay! Great work, Rose!”

“Wait! Fuck! I forgot that we can only give attaboys to white men now. No one heard that though, right?”

I heard that…

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck… Uhhhh… Hit the bricks, Rose! We’ll keep your DEI achievements, though.”

Peaked at conception

You’ll probably have better chances of a successful shot at your local elementary school

Final Destination octopus

I have the exact same question

Forsaken by my parents, I must bake
A pie, a biscuit, or even a cake
My parents, so proud, say that they love it
I, too, am fulfilled cuz in them, I shit

If nutty, to them, I serve up a pie
Or a dish more savory, if corn supplied
Since I was a child, I have done this
I am better at it than at rhyming

If you want a nice treat, leave out the poo
Or keep it in, really, it’s up to you
As you make what I bake, something might stink
Solutions are found in my sponsored links

Now I will let you get to the big bake
More words are needed for profits at stake
Please take care and enjoy my recipe
Return next week when I make drinks from pee

Shitting spaghetti