The looping made me look for “Contents modified - Restarting…” 😅

I can play it in Historic on Arena but the “bonus sheet” cards like this are never legal in Standard because it’s all the powerful stuff they want to reprint for Commander in paper and Brawl on Arena.

Thanks, now I know the origin of that one!

I shid in the toilet with no hole, wat do?

OLD joke:

Q: What’s worse than a “tax-and-spend” Democrat?

A: A “spend-and-spend” Republican.

I waited in line, in the cold, for Skyrim on PC. In other words, I waited in line for a CD key and Steam installer disc; the full game had to be downloaded.

Ah, it’s an IBM PS/2!

Warm cookie 🤤

Heritage Foundation and co-fascists seem to believe that they can force a god to bring Jesus Christ back, and that he will return in the form of AI… or they just think that enough of the populace will believe it.

UFIA (unsolicited fish in ass)

It’s not news, it’s FARK The New York Times!

Wow! 😁

All the cool kids use ReplayGain.

Four! I mean, five! I mean, fire!

Husky temperature regulation protocol.

I think the oversized kennel and the angle are making him look smaller. He’s 90 lbs. and can easily grab pizza off the countertop! He used to get crusts from my son and now he thinks he’s entitled to part of that meal.

98% of the time, he’s a good big boy. Check out the paws!

We were quoting lyrics from Depeche Mode - Everything Counts (In Large Amounts) but I can’t disagree with you.

CO2… is pumped into the air by anything that burns fossil fuels along with many other poisonous gases.

Don’t forget particulates, like radioactive thorium, put into the air by burning coal.

It’s a competitive world…

Vibra-Bra, brah.