I’m pretty sure I would immediately drown of I fell into the water in that thing

He’s not exactly known to have 5 stars on the app. Better be a fish next time. Yes, of all things they created God’s probably a fish person, and all we are an afterthought to their aquarium project. Decorations, that suddenly left the fishbowl.

How to waterboard yourself. Step 1:

This time we laugh about it, next times it’s us

“Paging Mr. Zark. Mr. Zark, please pick up your nearest courtesy phone.”

More like the moment you realised that a paddle board really is not a sea-worthy vessel, and contrary to what you told Noah, you are NOT, going to be, “just fine.”