Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Even Muad’Dib started out small.
Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend
Usul has called a small one.
Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.
Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.
Roll initiative!
Worms being converted to Christianity
“They just left him out in the sun to die? He does get us.”
You can see the wololo-waves radiating from a cross if you put it in the earth.
Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can’t repay you in away way but they will be very thankful
They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.
I love how they feel
We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.
Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.
Fking tiktok trend.
*introducing you to her new male friends
Stroke without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worms.
Well they definitely get bigger when the rhythm is right. Do it enough and they can be your weapon of choice.
My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs
Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.
For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.
Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.
This comment has been reported. OP clearly stated “Wrong answers only.”
Bless the Maker and His water
Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called
Heeeeere wormy wormy, nice wormy. I have some spice for you
Tremors prequel
For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Not Safe for Worms?
Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking
No, it stands for “Nethers Seriously, Furiously Wet”