more spyware!

I have a feeling this isn’t going to work out the way Microsoft thinks it’s going to work out.

11.5.

Certainly can’t be 13; that’s an unlucky number!

‘The ai is now an integral part of rhe OS! It cannot be removed without compromising critical functionality!’

Hey, they tried it once before…

Pete, the Microsoft toe ring wearable? Pete spy’s on you from your toe!

New features to keep track of when you blink based on the sound your eyelids make as it travels thru your skeleton and gets amplified by your urethra.

… American males appear to blink constantly from 6am to 7am every morning! Incredible! Thanks Pete!