Walmart keeps the entire $100 bucks actually.

Very cool. What kind of floater did you use? There’s a simple sensor that can be made by dropping two straight wires in the water and measuring the resistance between… Open loop= no water and from there you measure up to the max.

I had a cat problem?!!! Man! That was an expensive Samsung printer, but it did work OK for like a good 10 years. We’ll, from now on, I will remember its just a cat problem.

Bridges are usually slow traffic. Thus you can get all your money back quicker if a shit ton of people walk thru in mass. It will be $$$$, length of human $$$$ vs. $$$$ length of car $$$$. You could even charge less and make more money.

Amigo Amigo It’s for a girl And a boy

Condoms used to be sheep skin. The old is new again!

Guy in Peru: got one! Oh but this one is weird! I don’t think it will make a good charango! No, not at all!

God: hmmm, I “accidentally” ended up with these extra penises and balls after creating everyone. Hmmm, what should I do? Nah? 12" penises are way too long. How about we make the heads as noses for a cute little animal! Yeah OK! Now, just pull the scrottom right over the back. Oh and eagle talons! C’mon you get a set of 20 eagle grade talons! Go dig some hole!

Thanks!! You too!

Can you imagine the smell if you had basement chickens? LOL! I mean, one can go into a henhouse but they sure stink!

So probably Trump’s frog now?

Keptember 65 3078.

Hold on guys! I think I’ve solved the ancient language! The green thing that looks like ordinary cuprous plasma (unlike cupric plasma, which is blue) tells us the direction change and proportionality constant of the universe in that decade.

Back then body parts were still being figured out in relation to writing pads like the ones babies use today to communicate simple warp drive commands like galaxy avoidance as depicted in that poorly constructed device.

Now, if we extract the vroskian vectors and the devide out the signal with the transitory percol…

my watch back in 1995: AI today:

Yup that’s what they look like!

We should go to schools and catch every kid trying to be a politician. Then we should ask them questions to see if they are assholes. We should then confirm with other kids to see if they are. Once we identify the ones who are assholes we absolutely ban them from ever taking public office. Instead we point them to useful careers. I’m sure there are useful things that assholes can do that they can enjoy.

Maybe they can design cruel ways to “finish’em” for video games!..Finish’em! …this ticket #435 is for parking here on Fridays…and your porchlights need to be shaded or pointing down, not into your neighbors’ windows! And only 3 chickens max! 5 if you keep them in the basement.

Morning after pill should always be an option. What if one of those had turned into another tree? Think about it! This tree is just being responsible by not bringing another tree into the world whe they are not ready for the commitment.

Its not or drugs. Its the invisible pen that’s up his nose.

My new favorite passage " And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, #1) "

How about now? It’s been a minute.