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Cake day: April 14th, 2025

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  • 3, 2, ignition!, 1…we have liftoff! Liftoff of the first Fully human powered rocket to the National Pride USA USA ICE space station! Try to say that five times Bob! That’s right Stacy! The rocket outputs the entire population of Git-mo every 3 seconds! This country is blessed with perfectly combustible …Bob sorry to interrupt, but we’re entering MECO! The Maximum Enemy Conditional Order, this is when the maximum amount of enemies of the country per second are powering the ascent! Ah yes Stacy! You’re right. We have about 10 more seconds of bur…oops! The unscheduled disassembly of this space craft has activated as usually a random time. Well, better luck next time Stacey! That’s right Bob, this will take a few months for a refueling…





  • Where are they going to deport all our homeless poor to?

    Remember? Those people who used to have homes like the one you could have possibly purchased? Perhaps a homeless person used to live in your house at some point in time? Maybe they lost their job, income or became ill or had an accident?

    They could be any color. But since they haven’t showered, maybe they look brown? Does that mean they can just be deported?


  • Incorrect. Petroleum is totally worse. While people have so far found plastics in our testicles, eyes and brains, petroleum contains benzene, toluene, and xylene which are readily absorbed by the body and are known carcinogens and liver killers…fatty liver? Diabetes? Cirrhosis? Cancer, sterilization, immunosuppression.

    Plastics release plasticizers like BPA which are carcinogenic but ever so much more slowly than if you just drank water that sipped from a road next door… Or your roof, we’re so stupid, the most popular place to use tar is our roofs…

    Anyway, petroleum is immediately toxic and terrible for the environment. The water from roads is called runoff. That masks the fact that it contains all roof and road petroleum toxin residue from every roof and road…yey fish!