I was gonna say Columbo but it clearly says neurotypical and does not drive a classic car.

The only one I can think of that has all 6 is Dr. Mark Sloan and that’s only if you count him as a detective in the first place (he solves murders, but is a doctor).

Bar S? I got those once when they were $0.60 a pack. I will never get Bar S hotdogs again. I am pretty sure the S stands for Shit.

It’s the only game I have ever played that reads like a classic piece of literature. Usually video games have pretty low-brow writing, even the best written ones.

Dessertster? 🤷‍♂️

but also please don’t do a side by side comparison of me and Jeff

lol Anthony did kinda look similar.

I guess it’s not really small, but my dog was sick and I took her to the vet just in time to find out it was way more serious than I thought and she could have died. I could not afford $2000 but the doctor did the procedure anyway literally saying “fuck the money, I’m saving your dog.”

Since even prior to 1776.

When you try to wear a sock on it, but you’re too small for the sock to fit.

What if she see’s me steal the picnic basket, to prove I didn’t roofie it?

I thought the cheese filled pretzel crust pizzas sounded hella good until I had one. The salt killed it. The cheese, dough, and rest of the pizza are salty enough that it really does not need the extra pretzel rock salt.

Sounds typical of the vocal stylings in Big Band/Swing music.

When I was younger, I’d take the toothpick from the middle (sit down restaurant burgers, anyway) and put it at the other end of the burger until it wasn’t needed anymore.

Peellow.

You can have a picnic in a park on a weekend. They don’t have to be somewhere secluded.

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks’.

No. If I believed that, I’d turn into a racist chud because I have never been able to “win” an argument with racist chuds as I tend to argue with logic and facts.

I see it now when loading with none of extensions enabled or just uBlock loaded, so it’s not the adblocker at least.

Edit: After going through each one, it ironically turned out to be my paywall bypasser. Wtf

They always focused on seeing loved ones die, but it never ocurred to them that over time you might make more enemies than people you love and seeing your enemies fall before you never gets old.

Well shit, now I gotta assume some extension in my browser is breaking the page. Gonna have to figure out what.