• Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works
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    18 hours ago

    The attacks on transgender people will spread to the rest of the LGBTQ community, then the disabled, then immigrants, then Jewish people, and so on. Because first they came for the transgender people and we didn’t speak out.

    Fediverse will be regulated by law or some nonsense, making it exactly like the centralized platforms.

    President Elon Musk serves half of his third term as permanent president of the United States. All public transit and bike lanes are abolished in favor of cars, and many people go broke after losing their jobs after being unable to afford to make it to work. Inflation is at an all time high with everyone being nostalgic about today’s prices where everything is still affordable. He also makes it illegal to be transgender. We go back to democracy when some rando who deliberately changed their name to a Mario character assassinates Musk.

    The next smash cuts a character everyone loves but also has the three house leaders.

    The International Brotherhood of Teamsters conveniently forgot about Amazon.

    Reddit shuts down or lives on as a husk like 𝕏. Or even better, Elon buys reddit, calls it 𝕏 Communities and throws out brand materials like “subreddit” in favor of generic “community”. Place becomes 𝕏 Draw and is only powered by AI image generators. Each pixel costs one dogecoin and users generate ai images at the resolution of the pixels they own.

    Nintendo’s next console is a Switch 3.

    Everyone has a folding phone now.

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      18 hours ago

      The attacks on transgender people will spread to the rest of the LGBTQ community, then the disabled, then immigrants, then Jewish people, and so on. Because first they came for the transgender people and we didn’t speak out.

      I think it’s already done spread, this is not a “in the next ten years” situation. They’re speedrunning it.

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      17 hours ago

      changed their name to a Mario character

      Is Musk going to be killed by his own daughter???