Because this needs to be a regular thing, come forward warriors and announce the feats you have achieved! For the glory of the Empire!
I brushed my teeth AFOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Watched Severance, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
took a piss while finishing my beer FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I DD’d for my girlfriend and her friend FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
I looked up DD on Urban Dictionary, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
And I’m still processing how that’s the most (and only) wholesome article I’ve encountered on Urban Dictionary, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
I got married FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
you got married then directly after you got on Lemmy?! that’s dedication
ps cong rats!
Congratulations!! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
I woke up way to early on a Saturday FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
crap it’s already morning? i didn’t go to bed yet
I opened an image preview on Lemmy FOR GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Ate a disappointing taco salad and then laid on my back for an hour FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Taught a child to spell CALVIN AND HOBBES, for the glory of the Empire!
glorious indeed!
I went out to dinner with my parents FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! It’s always nice when I get to spend some time with them and catch up.
I watched Severance, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Sat in a hot tub, with two English sisters, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I enjoyed a chocolate muffin and black tea at 3 am! For the glory of the Empire!
Been scrolling on Lemmy, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Me too! Doomscrolling for THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I powdered my balls! For the glory of the Empire!
With Gold Bond, right? The proper way for a Klingon warrior?