Thanks, Shekel!

Was I supposed to? You still owe me from last time, when I covered for you and Flores so you didn’t have to go to the fuckin safety stand down.

Yoon’s going free agent.

Neither, inventory control is very, very poor and primitive, as in “Print out another blank Excel for me and hand me some pencils, Top says I need to find a plausible explanation for why 100,000 urinal cakes disappeared…”

Deficit diet means burn 2000 calories off a person per day, oui?

Nice, recruit that nerd to NCD

Oh, doesn’t it though? I can think of a few off the cuff …Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, what a Yoon.

Gah…grudging upvote

The only souvenir of this Russian Revolution-level coup, its collectible value is great, even if it’s nonfunctional. Just don’t disturb the patina. Source: Korean Antique Roadshow.

😎 Yeeaahhhh

You’re fun, but this is NCD, it’s all military defense jokey jokes. The only civilian defense we take seriously is Mr. Park and the Roof Koreans. You’re not really here, with these filthy rave babies, to persuade them not to join the military? It’s far too late for many commenters here, they already have bad knees and a discharge in their rearview mirrors. Try to get some perspective on your audience before you start your Ted Talk.

Landscape mode?

Ok, well done them, but I want more “Veterans vs. Horror Movies”.

Based!

Tax free liquor and tobacco? 3 meals a day? It was a good enough reason for granpappy to leave the still down in the holler.

“At least I’m not a Yoon.” -fixed it, sorry. Can’t stop myself, I love neologisms.

I am in flyover country in America, friend’s timezone was 12 am at the time of my realization that the coup had flopped. He lives roughly 2 hours north of Seoul. I don’t think he’s a Nork hacker, he will happily repeat, “Kim Jong Un is an idiot”.

I was messaging a friend living north of Seoul with questions about it when I realized, it’s 12:00 a.m. there and he is farging sleeping. This must be close to a nothingburger.

His heart and lungs are those of a 20 year old, due to hot dog juice.

A 3 hour coup started by President Yoon, who had a psychotic break when someone official started investigating his wife. My money is on her doing a Lady Macbeth… “Declare martial law, prove you’re a real man, don’t ask where I got those Prada bags…” Source: am Shakespeare expert