Happy birthday. That sucks. Hope that dude smartens up or goes elsewhere.

Jan 1, 1900

And as a time it’s exactly 12 PM

Only if you can sell your country out by being best friends with a guy threatening to annex it.

Is it just me or are the “self reported” studies consistently larger?

In the words of Sarah Lynn: 🖕 Suck a dick dumb shits! 🖕

Seriously, you spend a couple years pushing away your customers, then you spend a few months pushing away the edgy morons you thought you could attract, and what do you expect to happen?

Yoga with Tiger Woods, Wayne Gretzky, and Micheal Jordan (both Micheal I Jordan and the basketball player)

As a leg bouncer I have very little control over this.

The second my brain stops looking my leg is going to restart.

God is out mowing the cosmic lawn and left the universe running unattended for a few thousand years.

90’s Internet: would you like to play chess with someone from across the globe? You could learn about their culture and how much you have in common!

Users: no thanks, I’m busy making racist videos using this energy hungry AI tool.

Once you do this, you can never ever unpollute your water table.

Oh but hey, “technology” in the future will solve this!

We’ve been hearing that about climate change for decades at this point, why suffer now when maybe we can force future generations to shit out a technological diamond or suffer for us!

Material science is good but not magic, at some point we need to acknowledge addressing the sources of problems which were can totally address today is better than being on someone else using magic.

The question on this type of cloud seeding is probably not “can you” but “how much cancer and other issues will this give us”

0.5 but keeps the fraction in the formula bar.

That one doesn’t surprise me at all.

That’s all Mark Twain’s fault.

This brings back memories of trying to match locale info from my local computer, a remote server, a MySQL db, and a different Python app in a different server region.

It was for an international email campaign so each users email needed to match their in app locale for number and currency formatting, but there were like a half a dozen different layers of apps and servers that all handled locales differently.

Add in a hard deadline for the client and oof, that was a painful week.

LC_ALL=C is now cursed knowledge that resides in my brain. I wasn’t able to install Babel or any other libraries because security reasons so I had to handle everything manually.

I just tested, entering “1/2” into excel results in “02-Jan”

Truly cursed.

Wouldn’t it be February first as the default in excel?

Edit: I tested this with excel. I typed “1/2” and it automatically converted it to “02-Jan”

Those are pretty racist…

Jesus.

I like how when the bag flies upward and out of view he’s all satisfied, like he’s just yeeted it to outer space like Captain Falcon’s knee of justice.

I’ll stop discriminating against umpires when they learn to see.

🫡 I’m doing my part