Alpha Ant
Everybody loves alliterations
Hey friends, I’ve just started my antmaxxing journey. My plan for today: I’ll bring back a dead cow home, using only my mandible, then I will mix dirt and saliva in my mouth then I will wage war against termits for a few hours. I might die a meaningless and anonymous death, I’ll see how it goes.
YOU SMELL LIKE YOU BELONG IN THE DEAD PILE
ANT CHITTERING NOISES
kinda got a THEPACK but ants vibe from this post.
BRING OUT THE TRIX
Legit ants are one of the coolest species on earth. One of the very few species on earth to have ever developed agriculture, eusocial, specialized mutations to perform different roles in colonies, and so on. This post is based and antpilled
Throw me to the ants and I will eat the ants. (I am an anteater)
Do it!
Throw me to the wolves and I’ll slaughter the pack and raise the pups as my own… But ants… Just torch the damn square mile around large enough ant hills… Those things wipe out all life when they swarm bad enough… Wolf vs ant, ant wins. Every time. And now they have a taste for wolves. Wolves lose that fight 9 out of 10 times…
Animorphs started my long nightmares about ants taking over the world.