Futurama ass timeline
The location of this comma, really annoys me.
This guy’s poor wife… We all know why he’s been doing all of this. I wonder if he lets her have relations with other dudes? I hope so…
Can we please keep to shitposting in here and stop posting actual news articles.
I some how managed to read your comment backwards and got very confused
.selcitra swen lautca gnitsop pots dna ereh ni gnitsoptihs ot peek esaelp ew naC
.ƨɘlɔiƚɿɒ ƨwɘn lɒuƚɔɒ ǫniƚƨoq qoƚƨ bnɒ ɘɿɘʜ ni ǫniƚƨoqƚiʜƨ oƚ qɘɘʞ ɘƨɒɘlq ɘw nɒƆ
Articles news actual posting stop and here in shitposting to keep please we can.
Gotta ask yourself what such a huge pussy would need a penis pump
Community note: This is 100% factual
I don’t need a fact checking team to know that this is totally true
Community note: this is absolutely factual.
I’m making a community note on this right now.
True.
Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.
Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?
Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.
The disrespect to Data. I expect better of lemmings.
I’m not particularly happy about it either, but it fit the comment above as a good response.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TIL Data’s last name is Accumulator!
Thank you, I feel the same.
It still uses a pump
Being flaccid is part of the androids functionality too, otherwise it would appear aroused all the time and nobody would trust it. Dr Noonien Soong had to add modesty filters, surely he had to add a flaccid protocol too.
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It’s not his bag, baby!
Hey whats this?
Not zuckerberg
I heard it’s not even a swedish-made electric penis pump, but a Chinese knockoff brand electric penis pump from Temu.
It sparks whenever you hit the button.
That’s a feature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel plays in background
Is it just me, or is he turning into the whitest Edgar ever, cuz?
He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC
He looks like a shitty fucking Roman Emperor. Which is by design, minus the shitty fucking part.
Too much was being asked of it
No might about it.
