Remember the time they learned a lesson about building regulations by killing every kid in the town, Final Destination style?

(It’s almost every other episode)

For real, though, can people not tell that’s Gatorade with the label removed?

When you’re out, use DEET and cover yourself. Try to only apply it to your clothes. It’s toxic to humans. Are you out a lot? If so, I’d be worried about ticks and toxic plants as well.

If you have control of the land around you, make sure there’s no stagnant water nearby. If you want to keep a pond, manage your mosquito population using local species if possible. In some places, you can also report stagnant bodies of water.

If they’re inside, check your window screens. If you can’t afford that, use a mosquito net and check my first answers.

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Dudes who bought a wife in Vietnam be like:

This is tangentially related:

When I was younger, I was in an open relationship with someone. We were high-school sweethearts, and it worked for 6 years. Eventually, we adopted a third person into our relationship and became poly. That went well for a while. Sadly, hard drugs came into the equation, and my original partner was starting to do a lot of shady stuff behind my back. The relationship also started to get abusive. I confided in our new partner, which my old partner didn’t like. We had been together 6 years, and it was hard to break it off immediately. That was the weirdest period of relationship limbo I’ve ever been in my entire life.

The straw that broke the camels back:

I was with my current partner, and my ex was calling me non-stop, asking if I was with them. I kept lying and saying no. They called again, and I said, “Please stop calling.” It was then I realized I had answered my current partners phone this time, not mine. I got chewed out for a while by my ex. I’m happy to say that my partner and I have been together 7+ years now, and we’re engaged. Also, now we’re monogamous (because we want to). I still feel like an asshole to this day, though.

I’m remember reading those to my parents while they blamed me for us getting lost.

I got that a few times, and I ignored them, and then they all continued to make loud insults to themselves.

ADD

Where’s runescape?

Problem: Can a black cat be found in a dark room?

Hypothesis: yes

Variable: flashlight

Control: no flashlight

Findings: “v” group found the cat; the “c” group didn’t.

Theory: You can find a cat in a dark room using a flashlight.

Law: cats land feet first (indisputable)

Nah, dog; it’s a gold-plated ellipse with a bull head and 3D horns.

Preferably purchased from a general store in the middle of Arizona, run by Native Americans.

As someone with sciatica and bursitis, I’m going to take this advice while standing. I’ve heard the opposite lying down, but my problem is neurological/ inflammation. My rest postition is crossing my calf over the adjacent shin and then pulling both upwards towards my head. Let’s test it out! I’m queer though, so I’ll miss making homophones scared.

Edit: homophobe…

I’m 27 );

Scooby Doo wrote it.

I go by nickname because so many other people have my name, and it gets annoying. It was a little empowering at a young age as well.

It’s only to prevent damage, not concussions. They benefit from concussions and the scarring it causes. It’s one more part of their “helmet”.

Edit: IM WRONG THERE HAS BEEN BETTER RESEARCH AND I CANT FIND THE ARTICLE ON BRAIN SCARRING.

Edit 2: here’s a better reason:

“The size and orientation of the bird’s brain safeguard it, the authors say. Even the strongest of wood pecks left the bird brains with less than 60% of the pressure needed to give a human brain a concussion.”

https://www.science.org/content/article/contrary-popular-belief-woodpeckers-don-t-protect-their-brains-when-headbanging-trees

Or the regular, modern version: boots, jeans, belt, flannel, aaaaand $3k hat. In the summer, you swap your wool hat for straw, but don’t you DARE wear short pants or a t-shirt.

That wall was broken.

Chat and PvE games are nice.