• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    The best food I’ve had in England was from other countries.

    What’s up with German food? Didn’t know it was disliked…I’ve had plenty of good German food.

  • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I don’t think our Swiss food is so bad… Also what’s the big difference between German and Czech food, it seemed pretty similar to me when I was in Brno.

    But worst of all is shading Ticino the same as the North of Switzerland. Their food is just like Italian food, so you take that back right now!

  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    7 hours ago

    I like that Finland Swedes got a special mention but rest of Finland was left out

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    14 hours ago

    Finland not included?

    Let me tell you the recipe for the Finnish national dish: Karelian stew.

    Cubes of meat. Beef, pork, lamb. Put them in water. Add salt, (but like less than you’d actually need.)

    Chuck it in the oven for hours.

    Done.

    No pepper. No vegetables. Nothing. Cubes of meat and salt.

    God I hate Finland. There’s great parts and definitely easymode compared to a lot of places, but there’s problems as well. A lot, actually. Just very different.

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      Karelian stew is simple peasant food, easy to make but fulfilling. It’s that but also delicious. It’s not supposed to go toe-to-toe with the whole culinary world.

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        “Delicious”?

        My fucking god.

        I’d like to see Gordon Ramsay reacting to people saying that cubes of meat in lightly salted water are “delicious.”

        The self-deluding is insane.

        I mean, there are modern versions which actually add spices and vegetables, and then it is good, but that isn’t “traditional” per se.

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            7 hours ago

            Just… plain, unpeppered meat?

            Whatever floats your goat, man.

            • Comment105@lemm.ee
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              2 hours ago

              What makes you feel like pepper is such an incredible and necessary ingredient?

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                1 hour ago

                It’s no the lack of pepper. It’s the lack of everything.

                What makes you think boiled undersalted meat cubes are a meal?

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                2 hours ago

                If the meat is good, it’ll be good with or without pepper.

                Overall I feel like boiling is in general ignorantly ridiculed far too much by modern cooking culture, especially famous restaurant chefs. Stews are usually easily better than the average “home chef’s” steak attempt #62.

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              7 hours ago

              Good meat doesn’t need anything else than salt imo. But usually Karelian stew has pepper and other stuff in it too.

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                6 hours ago

                Traditional Karelian Stew only says salt in the recipe, though.

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                  Some do, some don’t. It’s not a set in stone thing afaik. Some old recipes are simpler than others. These days mostly always it’s more than just meat(s), water, salt.

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        There are good things, yeah.

        But lately, for me, the problems have become too much to bear living here.

        The emotional coldness is not exaggerated.

  • 9point6@lemmy.world
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    This person clearly has no taste

    I get highlighting England for the meme (though the modern UK has some of the best food culture in the world)

    But Germany, Belgium, Denmark & Austria? I’m sorry, OP clearly has never travelled outside their hometown and eaten nothing but white bread.

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    Swede here. Before we imported potatoes in the late 1700s all we had were beets. Just beets. Beets everywhere.

    What did you expect.

  • AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world
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    I’ll totally agree with Norway. Did a 3 week road trip from Oslo to Å and back this summer. Got sick of hamburgers, pizza, and fake “kebabs” real fast. I expected to be eating so much fresh fish, but it was fairly rare to find. Best meal I had was a Thai “restaurant” attached to a one pump gas station in the middle of nowhere run by the sweetest Thai grandma. It took some back and forth to convince her I wasn’t Norwegian and wanted actual Thai spicy. And it was excellent.

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    2 days ago

    Also german food is not that dire. What’s wrong with minced pork sandwiches, kale stew and breaded sausage?

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      What happened to everywhere on the planet apart from Germany to make bread so dire?

      I could eat different German breads every day for a week, and not be bored.

      • Dasus@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        Frowns in Finnish rye bread. That shit’s delicious. Especially the dark ones with syrup which are slightly sweet.

        Or archipelago bread, made with sour milk.

        Or cumin bread.

        A nice Northern flatbread. Or a crispbread with some hard cheese and peasoup.

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        2 days ago

        You get bread from a small bakery instead of a huge chain, you get exactly the same thing. Shit’s so great you can eat it without anything on it and it still is good / not boring.

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      And Schnitzel, I love a good Schnitzel!

      Plus Sauerkraut is the most versatile and delicious thing ever.

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        2 days ago

        Hard disagree on sauerkraut, you can have my share. But I’d hit someone with a Spaten for a Jägerschnitzel right about now.

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        Germans couldn’t cook Schnitzel if their live would depend on it, and then dump a shitton of sauce on top to cover up their crimes against culinary

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          there is a myriad of different types of schnitzel.

          If there’s a lot of sauce and you feel that shouldn’t be there, you should have specified what kind of schnitzel you want.

          the Classics: Schnitzel Wiener Art (pig) or Wiener Schnitzel (baby cow) do not come with sauce on top at all.

          they are standard recipes, you get exactly what you expect everywhere. it also pretty much tastes the same in every restaurant… no matter if its in Austria, Bavaria or even Hamburg. (…unless you order it in a shit tier restaurant where shit tier meat is used)

          extensive testing in hundreds of restaurants beyond the border and within lead to my above conclusion

          alt text: im really boring. i always order schnitzel, its the safest bet to get reliably tasty food

          alt text 2: also fuck you, your crimes against the schnitzel will be punished with extra sauce!

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            i’ve worked for a German company before; Berlin, Frankfurt, Dresden, Leipzig, Hamburg to name a few known ones

      • Miaou@jlai.lu
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        That’s an Austrian dish. Rule of thumb is, if it’s good and German, then it’s probably not German.

  • Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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    I’d heard the slander about Irish food but when I visited I had beef and Guinness pies, spiced stuffed mushrooms and herbaceous handmade brats.

    also had a potato chip butter sandwich, but I was quite deep in the cups by that point and it tasted great.

    could not complain.

    haven’t been to Britain yet.

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      I’d heard the slander about Irish food but when I visited I had beef and Guinness pies, spiced stuffed mushrooms and herbaceous handmade brats.

      That’s just something they serve there in the Irish themed pubs for the tourists.

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        not in my experience, those were fairly common menu items in restaurants.

        besides, that was far from an exhaustive list of the good food in Ireland.

        also, irish themed pubs?

        in Ireland?

        you mean “pubs”?

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          Sorry, I should have added a /joke or something on the end.

          There was/is a proliferation of Irish themed pubs in other countries that give a false impression of what pubs in Ireland are like, as well as some actual Irish pubs in very touristy areas doing the same. The standard explanation being “it’s just for the tourists”.

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            oh, haha, sorry, of course.

            I should better keep context in mind.

            instead, I assumed you were an american doofing around.

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      Sounds quite similar to Steak and Ale pies, various curried items and herby sausages you’d find across the UK.

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        I’m sure.

        I’ve been to a lot of countries, and food stereotypes are almost always misinterpreted or false.

        a person who had lived in Ireland for a year told me the food was terrible and specifically mentioned the stews, how difficult she found it to get good food.

        by which I guess she meant sandwiches?

        then I ate several stews in Ireland and I was like how the heck could you possibly hate a boldly flavored savory beef and veg stew, especially during the colder part of the year?

        to the point where you damned the entire cuisine?

        speaking of stereotypes, I’m in India right now, and curry is not super popular here.

        it’s just not a very popular dish.

        they have tons of sauces and gravies, and spiced lentil soups, but curry is way down on the list in terms of popularity.

        wouldn’t have guessed.

        ireland was supposed to have terrible food from firsthand accounts people I knew who traveled there, and I had a bunch of great food there.

        I think people just don’t like things that are different than they’re used to, so if they travel somewhere for a week and they aren’t used to the texture or taste of something, they try it once, get surprised and assume it’s bad.

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    Full Welsh Breakfast adds cockles and it’s actually really great.

    Obviously Scottish has lorne sausage and (often) haggis, and the Ulster fry has white pudding and farl bread. I’m so hungry.

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      I’ve done that before, because it seemed funny. No real complaints, I like toast and it was just buttery toast.