No need to roll. Eat it as it is.
Your stomach doesn’t give a fuck.
Just like everybody in your life.
Unfortunately everybody in my life does give a fuck…
… about making my life suck as much as possible
Roll them sushis.
That will change their minds.
If you feel this enough to come to the comments, there’s a good chance you have undiagnosed ADHD (because you cope well enough, but “aren’t living up to your potential”). An aspect of ADHD is rejection sensitivity dysphoria, which also applies to “failures” like in this meme. Getting medicated at age 29 has been life changing for me
Yeah sadly, medication is incredibly difficult to get if you’re poor. And it’s REAL fucking easy to be and remain poor when you have ADHD.
Holy christ
Perfect is the enemy of good.
We respect those who start things and do not finish, far more than those who start nothing.
You should be proud. You invented Sushi Primavera!
🎵 I wish they all could be … California rolls. 🎵
I felt that to my core.
Ah, yeah, a typical wednesday.
there, there
Damn man its gonna be ok
Yeah, tell me something I don’t know.
“Not funny” -my wife
Correct, she isn’t very funny
Correct
The Japanese do aspire to perfection in everything, and treat even mundane tasks as a measure of their competence and worth, so this guy’s reaction seems culturally appropriate.
Dump everything into a bowl (except for the wooden mat). Add instant noodles and hot water. Congratulations, you’ve just made ramen!
What kind of ramen soup has rice in it?
The “I-failed-at-making-sushi-ramen”
Dump everything in a bowl except the wooden mat and you have chirashi sushi. Sushi success!
eh, this seems like a no-fail situation-- fuck up the sushi? Looks like you’ve got sashimi for dinner!
