Say, where can I get some of those square rocks, for uh, reasons?
Say, where can I get some of those square rocks, for uh, reasons?
You may attract python too!
Car companies cry in bankrupt
Look at the high falootin rich folks throwin away a perfectly good retread like that.
Now, therefore, as president I shall urge the Congress to enact the Writ of Habeas Dorkus, requiring a person under the influence of cerebral diarrhea to be brought before some type of human greater than 4 and one-half years of age, especially to secure the person’s sufficient mental competence to be able to wipe their own ass without first tuning in to the TV for guidance, specific instruction, and moral support.
It’s just recliner theater, I tell ya!
Please run for congress. Now.
Saw a kid puke in the pool once on a Disney cruise. You shoulda seen those cast members come running in full hazmat suits and shut down the entire deck! A finely tuned machine, like swappin tires at the Indy 500. If Disney ever got into the military-industrial complex they would take over the world. Worth every penny.
The list is disappointingly missing many variants, such as:
There is nothing on that seasonal display barge worth 150 dollary-doos. Or is there? What year is it and what’s the inflation rate?
I’m also mildly concerned about the handcuffs in the top-shelf plastic bin.
This individual has more debt than the United States government.
If that was the one with the built-in sharpener, that kid was ballin’
Why would one ever need to sharpen crayons? Why you ask? Because reasons!
It appears the market has spoken, thus you must clearly upgrade your ring cutting equipment.
That is, unless the poor sap acquired the titanium ring from Boeing or Airbus’ supplier. Then maybe you can use kindergarten stubby scissors.
Put a glide in your stride, and a dip in yo hip, and come on to the mothership
If it’s on I-5 in the CA central valley, it’s doesn’t. It sits in the fast lane right next to its buddy blocking traffic for 50 miles. Then it can’t get it up when ol’ Tehachapi comes a callin.
The drinking should come after the parking, as is tradition
For me it was the guy in slide one with the lil’ sebastian pony tail. Brick man is just the washed up kool-aid man after the royalties ran out and the brain damage kicked it from repeated head trauma (plus diabeetus). Ohh nooo!
Yes, I blink because I want you. To shave off that mullet. Like it’s 1989.
Frakkin Cylons! I knew it!