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Do a barrel roll
🙂 🙃 🙂
FatTony Search engine is it down or just me
It’s loading.
Walmart near me
Still more accurate than bing maps
I gotta say, Google Maps has been getting squirrelly on me lately tho.
Most recently, I was out fishing and wanted to get directions to the other side of the lake and a parking area over there.
The road directions had me driving a little ways up the shore, then down a fucking footpath to the water, then swimming across the fucking lake, then getting on another road and driving to the parking area.
Oh my god, there’s always a relevant xkcd.
Great job!
There’s also always an ExplainXKCD: https://explainxkcd.com/461/
Go back to MapQuest, let us know how it goes.
Put a grid in the middle, then this is accurate for 80% of American cities.
I’m traveling to their homeland this weekend, I believe there’s a Walmart museum and everything. To be clear I’m not going there for Walmart
They have an amazing art museum and lots of good restaurants.
Pretty decent mountain bike trails, as well, if anybody is into that sort of thing.
Hot MILFs in my area (Yukon)
Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy
I don’t know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:
You fucking what
Oh god
Oh fuck I’m so old
So this is what it feels like.
Edit: I’m going to take this moment to let those of you who are not aware know how how many hits Max Martin wrote in the '90s and beyond.
You are, my fire
My one, desiiiiire
#DONT WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
Everybody…
#YEAHHHHHHHH
My one, desire
Same, I can feel the wrinkles crack on the corners of my eye.
My bones creak when I move.
Mmmmm bop
tippytopidoowapdibbydobidowap
Yeahhh
I am firmly within the demographic that should have heard that song (37) and I have yet to hear it in its entirety. I have only ever heard that refrain, ever.
I’m actively familiar with it, but managed to avoid it.
Lucky. My older sister put it on repeat. I still hear the radio announcer cut in at the end because she taped it off a Top 10 show or something.
Ha, I’m so sorry.
My sister was into classic rock, same as my parents, so it was easy to live with in that regard. Nobody knows what to do when you don’t care about music, though, so I tried to fit in and was actually the black sheep for it cuz if I heard it and didn’t actively dislike it, it was stuck there in my brain forever and people thought I liked it? (I have no ear for music, but I’m a natural born mimic/linguist, so it’s all very sticky to me even if I don’t speak the same language - Utada Hikaru, I’m mostly lookin at you girl! But also Ricky Martin, dmetri Malikov, ramstein, etc.)
Spice girls, incubus, Backstreet Boys, Manson, train, linkin park, and stone temple pilots, among tons more? Why not.
My music tastes are still super questionable for any given person because I have no music taste… it’s all just noise to me and I don’t have the ability to tune it out, so I know a lot of stuff, to an apparently impressive degree? People frequently say “I’ve never heard this” as I belt it out.
I only had an older brother and I know I know a good amount of Backstreet Boys songs haha
TELL ME WHY
Ain’t nothing but a heartache
Ah, yeah heart issues can be a problem with age.
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Just hit me with the truth, babe
Now this is content
Looks more like N’Sync to be honest.
how to exit vim?!
Unplug the virtual cable.
The Rustacean’s way
Reimplement vim in Rust
🤣
It cannot be done - enjoy it, this is your life now.
Hard reboot.
:qa!but idk why you would
Where did the duckduck go?
To the other sideside.
you better go catch it
Do kids still say music slaps 2024
Only the groovy kids!
There’s a neat trick I learned. As soon as you hear the word and figure out it’s usage, the kids will move on to a different word/phrase.
On God. No cap. This shit bussin’ and shut up before I yeet you off the roof.
That’s so skibbity dude, you have like level 100 Rizz, your slang is so Aura fr fr. At least I’m so fanom taxxed my looksmaxxing is so much more Ohio. (Help me I am held in a basement against my will)
This has actually confused me. I get a couple references then I get lost.
Now you’re in an Ohio basement against your will? Maybe I should end all my statements referencing random states and kidnapping. I’m just saying what the culture feels.
No
I’m telling my kids this is ChatGPT
The T stands for Tony.
Im sorry as a small thunker human person i cannot accept this prompt As my current condition is “Smooth brain”
I’m sorry, as a random human I don’t have anything I can answer with, since this isn’t really a question.
How is babby form???
u can get pregante
Prangent? Wat dat
Bbbrrrrrrrrrregnant?
Bob Regnant
Missed my perd. Am pregart?
They need to do way instain mother, who kill their babbys.
they need to do way instain mother who kill their babbys. Because these babby cant frigth back?
Help! I kissed a boy, I think I’m prognort?!
Travel to supermarket, go to sauce aisle and eat a jar of prego. Congrats you’re now preggo
PREGANANANT?!!
corn
edit: seriously my dudes wtf is corn I have a job interview at a farm in five minutes
It’s a pale zucchini with a six pack
ty I’m sure I impressed them with my knowledge of corn vines
corn.com 🌽 is for sale and I tried putting in an inquiry a while back but stupid GoDaddy never reached back out to me so I guess we’ll never know 😞
Also my dreams of being colonel@corn.com have been dashed.
I remember back in junior high we had to make a fake company and product and advertise it in print form for some class.
This was the height of iMac and iPod so my group basically made Apple but for corn instead and it was awesome how many corn related product names and references we were able to work in . Even had a cool minimalist ear of corn logo and our iCorn computer even had an ear of corn shaped tower lol
Nu-metal band.
Corn is a word for the predominant food crop, even before the creation of maize which is what americans call corn today.
I need to order some
This is hilarious. Thank you Lemmy!!
Sydney Sweeney
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I’m a simple man. I see boobs and I upvote.
Nice.
Zuck beard real or fake
As real as a wig.
Top search result for “can reptiles grow beards?”
what are the new shapes
Youzoid™
— wherever you go, whatever you do, you create this one and only shape that has never existed in any time and space. Science is baffled by those shapes, as they are constantly popping into existence everywhere.
Theoretically they can be morphing from Anteyouzoids™ and even into Postyouzoids™ — those require further research.
I’m intrigued, where can I learn more
Sure, tell me what would you like to know?
How do I create a Youzoid™?
You do it naturally and automatically, using your whole body and energy — whether you sleep, sit and watch a video, walk somewhere, dance, wait in a queue, ride your bike… Some would say that you can not not create one.
But, there is a special kind of Youzoids™, maybe you wanted to know about those? They are called Laeyouzoids™…
Yes! What can you tell me about all the subshapes?
I wish I knew about all of them, it is more of a journey, exploratory process.
Laeyouzoids™ are created whenever you are doing something important, or when you are passionate about it, when you like or love what you are currently doing…
Those are a little rarer, thus more complex in their flow at first glance. More defined and brighter.
Green.
now this has gotta be my new favorite
This is my new favorite question.
I have to admit, I totally lifted it from CollegeHumor’s “If Google Was A Guy” sketches.
Top 10 Worst Shapes. Couldn’t find the original because TikTok search is ass. https://www.tiktok.com/@yamsoxi/video/7289718431409032491
gotta say, I hate the small hexagon most. Barely even a hexagon.
Gabriel’s Trumpet is especially annoying to me because paint has volume lol. So you pour a finite amount of paint in and it’s painted.
do I need to interrogate her to find out what they are
and how I can shape love into them
