I’m surprised they haven’t called for a recount on elections they’ve won.

You’re not supposed to chew them?! I love oysters but I chew them up.

If only science could provide an answer. It must be a witch!

I’m a secret leftist amongst a bunch of low information MAGA voters (the ones that voted for Trump more because they’re stupid and easily duped than being giant racists) in a few different circles. All they know is I own guns and answer “oh fuck no” when asked if I’m a liberal, so they assume I’m a non-MAGA conservative*. Hehehe.

Without exception, they adore Elno. They don’t realize it but they’re prosperity gospel types (because stupid), so they assume he must be a good and intelligent guy, otherwise Jebus wouldn’t have made him successful.

*Side note: I have one all hot and bothered about seizing the means of production, just using different terms.

I’d amend that to already tiny intentional userbase. Google, Samsung, Microsoft, Apple, and others are gleefully shoving it down their users’s throats, hoping they’ll get hooked, so there’s a massive userbase. I suspect this is exactly why only 3% are willing to pay - they’re a portion of the tiny group who actually signed up.

I stopped trying to make sense of fascist’s activities based on policy, morality, or even consistency, and now see them as doing or saying whatever is most advantageous at the time, even if it directly contradicts their previous assertions. Now their actions almost always make sense and are very predictable.

You can’t reason with people like this, only maneuver them into a position where what you want is also most beneficial (or least detrimental) for them.

That was over a decade ago. She now receives 49% of merchandizing profit.

I estimate less than half of Lemmy commenters read or watch the related material. Still better than Reddit, where 1/4 seem to be unaware of which sub they’re even in.

Habitual consumption of even small amounts of processed meat, sugary drinks, and trans fatty acids…

Followed by

The data showed that people who ate as little as one hot dog a day …

As little as one hot dog a day? I eat like one every few months. How many hot dogs is the average American eating daily?

I did the same to my big trumper dad, who was also a narcissist. It’s often the right decision, but it’s hard. I’m available if you ever need to talk.

Rugged conservatism expects you to suck your own dick. No more government handjobs handouts! Unless you’re rich, then they’ll do whatever you want and the common people will pay for it.

Any sources for this? It’s interesting and I’d like to read more.

At the least, suspended with pay while an internal investigation finds no wrongdoing.

Fuck yeah it is! Hawaii has RCV for some, but not most, elections. Still a step in the right direction.

I find it’s more effective if you really lean into it. Break the joke down into parts, then explain each part, then explain how it all works together. It’s easily five times funnier.

Joking aside, this is exactly what I do when people make tasteless, offensive jokes or when I want someone to go away.

That indeed is the joke.

Praise not the lort!

Whoa there, thanks but I’m married!

Oh no, I can absolutely see him starting a DOGE Party. He has enough money to entirely bankroll it himself. I wish he wasn’t such a dipshit man child; he’s in a position to do so much good, yet just makes everything he touches worse.

Clearly, for the orangutan is an ape!🤦

/s, just teasing, although it IS an ape, just like my mother.