Valid points. If you can’t see yourself in that situation, how about a slightly different one?
What if? You went into a brothel and there was a room with a box telling you to put you dick in a hole? Now this hole gives you the biggest pleasure of your life. World changing orgasm.
Would you steal the box? Would you open the box? Would you make a movie about it?
It reminds me of that whale fashion trend with salmon on their head.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/07/science/orcas-salmon-hat-puget-sound