They got 5 mill for a gold card then.

An easy why to end conversations is just to ask someone what the time is. Then repeat whatever they say really loud or shocked. Then you can just run out of the room and people will assume you were late for something.

Oh shit. The president’s daughter was kidnapped? I’m on it.

But what if you use a gloryhole?

This is 100% true. Usually the line between cultural appropriation and sharing/taking part in the culture is based on how respectful the person approaches the subject.

A Secret Service officer approached the scene, aimed a gun at Bushnell off-camera, and ordered him to “get on the ground” multiple times while a police officer yelled: “I don’t need guns, I need fire extinguishers!”

That’s about right. Someone set themself on fire so let me draw my gun and order him around.

Are you describing Sbarro’s as weirdly quality pizza or did you have a different pizza place in your mall? I used to eat that as a kid. It looked shiny and neat. I liked it. I tried it years later as an adult. That pizza was nasty. Quality might have took a dive after 10 years though.

They should have stayed and sabotage DOGE efforts. Do people not know how to resist? If you find yourself in a position where you can work inside the beast and slow it down or fuck it up. Do it.

I did not know what but it makes sense. They normally walk around the backyard.

My sister got chickens in her adulthood. We didn’t grow up with them or anything. I went over a few years ago and saw her chickens all meandering wherever they wanted in her backyard while she tried to herd them all to their pen I was able to catch one of them and put her in their pen. It did kind of remind me of mini-dinos though.

A smaller cigar. Like cigarillos.

so they came up with a new name and are making everyone update to push data there. honestly i can’t take watching these people be praised for their innovation and promoted to make more of these shit decisions.

This happens so often it is crazy. A bunch of people got hooked up with high salary welfare jobs and now they got to justify their existence. It’s why they like having meetings where nothing productive gets done and they try out their boring ass jokes.

Just make a template card and sell it to them through a website. Official Sovcit travelers insurance.

Is that how my friend got the music video on his computer back then?

No that is still true. They are against America. That’s why they don’t care about the constitution.

This reminds me of a joke…

A new monk arrives at the monastery and is assiged to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. When he looks closer, however, he notices that they are copying copies, not the original books. The new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out to the head monk that should there be an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. “We have been copying from the copies for centuries,” says the head monk, “however, I must admit you make a very good point, my son.” The head monk then goes down to the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours pass and no one sees him, so one of the monks decides to go downstairs to look for him. When he arrives he hears loud sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old head monk leaning over one of the original books crying. “What’s wrong,” he asks the old monk. “The word is CELEBRATE!” sobs the old monk.

You know what? You’re right, reader—I deserve a little treat.

You do deserve it damnit! I know everything is 100%, but it will never be. Just because other people made bad decisions doesn’t mean you didn’t do what you were supposed to do. It doesn’t mean you aren’t living you best life. So fuck it and treat yo self. Everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway.

I would agree with Dread. It is such a a nice clean game and that last boss was an actual challenge. Many games are awesome but fumble the last boss.

Before Dread, I would say the Super Metroid on SNES, that game introduced (at least me) the wall jumps and the sprint to down boost jump thing. I always tired to saved the animals when leaving the planet, but it’s not like they were able to get off the planet, so I’m not sure if it really helped.