Cute. I like that I can measure learning Spanish with the amount of jokes I get.

Well “this business owner” is claiming that his guys were the good immigrants that followed the rules and had all their work visas.

Lol. For buying merch of their commander in chief?

Pretty sure the only thing they would do is tell the vendors that they can’t sell merch on base anymore. The vendor would complain to trump and get access that way anyway.

You are a wild one that’s for sure. Is it the peanut butter vinegary tang? Would you put pickles in your peanut butter? Or maybe kimchi?

Around 12 years old or so. I’ve been hearing something similar to this my whole life. I didn’t understand how true it was until I started recruiting in 2009.

Not that it started with Bush, but after ‘No Child Left Behind’ act schools were incentivized so pass all students. They tied school funding to graduation rates and passing students. Teachers taught more just to the test and not comprehending the material.

I’m sure it’s gotten worse COVID.

Those breakfast shakes? I had one of those. They are pretty good.

What deeeee fuk?

What type of mustard?

Whenever I’m talking to a little kid and they start trying to joke me, I normally reply with the “oh yeah. Well I can go and eat cake for breakfast or dinner if I want.” That usually shuts them down.

For the confused they are normally related through family or friends. I’m not just going out to the playground to start trash talking a kid. They normally are just being kids and start making jokes.

I was going to say something like this. I would rather my protest be surrounded by Marines from 29 palms then the LAPD. I’m a bit biased for being a veteran myself, but I trust cops a lot less. Not that the military can’t do any wrong.

Started because of bootlegging.

I am also very confused. They had ‘Mass Deportation Now’ signs, but she didn’t think she was voting for this. Que ingenua!

I made an argument with one of my co-workers that I think that police unions should have to pay all legal bills and payouts for cops getting sued for violating rights. He responded “That’s a quick way to get rid of all police unions,” I had to stop and think if that would be a problem or not.

My point was the police unions are the only ones that can hold their members accountable. If they forced their members to act better instead of being thugs then things might change. If Police unions don’t hold themselves accountable then no one will.

No prob. The 3rd one was a pre-internet older meme though. I reread what I said and it wasn’t clear that the 3rd one was an older one. I tend to overthink sometimes.

Just in case you forgot the ending.

The same one with the extra large Reese’s coffee cup. Fuck that dude.

I’m from the US for context, but this is totally a your husband problem. He can say he didn’t realize that you didn’t have a bra on or maybe he thought you were wearing granny panties for some reason, but you expressed concern a couple times and he just pushed past any issues to convince you to do it. Now he’s saying he was “surprised”. I would say something about how you are surprised that your husband convinced you to do something and now he has an issue with it.

If he has an issue of you showing too much skin for his liking then that should be a different conversation. I mean it was YOUR dad. If it was his dad and he knew his dad was a pervert then I could see why he would freak out. I assume you were comfortable enough with your dad, so idk. I just feel he’s projecting some of his issues on you, but I’m a stranger on the Internet and I’m sure I’m missing something. Good luck with things though.

Someone has never heard of the adventures of inside out boy.

https://archive.org/details/03_20221023

Maybe she got excited thinking about how smooth you were. Either way, I would take it as a positive sign.