That’s . . . kind of awesome.
And played a Casino! Noice.
I thought this headline was satire at first
Like “Born in the USA,” this song is…not positive about the US.
My favorite use of that song was in Candian Bacon when John Candy and friends were singing it while fillibustering in Canada, except they only know the refrain:
I don’t think anyone thinks of the US as the free world©®™ any more lol
Every time I see his name I can’t help but think that in college his assigned email address would probably have been ablinken@fuckingschool.debt.now.
Did you say… ‘Abe Lincoln’?
His artist name on Spotify is ablinken as well:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5ZWgy4Riyzr0QtvcIKiZmF?si=Jqz4dtEJRsOijWGnKIUtQg
The Onion really knocked this one out of the park!
Wait, it’s real!?
This world is beyond parody
It must be such a relief for Blinken whenever he can go to Ukraine and be on the right side of history.
Facilitating a genocide in Gaza must really do a number on a man, you can tell by the hideous bags under his eyes.
Damn that was a cool song too…
