Excellent job by the demented rapist.

Faster!

“I know how to get reports of my drinking off the front page! I’ll claim we have evidence the 2020 election (*hic*) was stolen! Haha! Yeah! Fuck yeah! Gimme another.”

Doesn’t look a day over 15 million.

Seems legit

Well, whaddaya want, they don’t know how to do their actual jobs. Chaos is all they’ve got.

And staged a coup and fucked that up.

Ftw!

Same, REO. Same.

Well you caught the car, dog. Great.

Something something commander in chief blah blah nothing matters and what if it did. Trump.

Perfect!

You’re not appreciating the level of incompetence at the top (now).

It can be both

So you’re suggesting this is something he wouldn’t do?

https://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/trump-purple-heart-226565

Typo works well

I think more to the point, he’s irrelevant to the working conversation at best, detrimental otherwise. “Go type on your phone, sir. We’ll let you know”

Ding!

The president also joked about getting ibogaine for himself as he pointed to a study that found that people who took the drug experienced a massive reduction in symptoms of depression and anxiety within a month.

“Can I have some, please? I’ll take some,” he said. “I don’t have time to be depressed. You know, you stay busy enough, maybe that works too. That’s what I do.”

Anybody seen my violin?

Rogan told reporters he learned about the medical benefits of psychedelics from an interview on his podcast with W. Bryan Hubbard, the CEO of the nonprofit Americans for Ibogaine — who stood next to Rogan in the Oval Office — and former Energy Secretary Rick Perry.

The fuck? Who let Rick “and the third thing i can’t remember” Perry in there??