Friends like these, huh Morn?

Yeah babies! Work it!

Uh, yeah whatever. A rootbeer and two hours on the Vulcan Love Slaves of Terrix IV.

Ain’t no stray. That’s a fat ‘n sassy cat-about-town.

Is there one tech business that can avoid tripping over their own dick?

Apparently not.

Moi aussi.

The whole administration is an error. Fucking embarrassing.

Robot is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude. Synthetic humanoid, please.

You make a helluva caucasian, Guinan.

*klunk*

What the actual fuck. “Oh it’s fine. Just a little arsenic and mercury.”

Halooo fren!

Sure, try reason and logic again. Hey, maybe it’ll work this time.

Well he’s not that far off.

No. This is very much not normal.

Normal is trying to be good and often doing it. Not . . . whatever this is.

Theoretically mastodon can show up on Lemmy. Soooooo . . .

Bye IBM! We remember your role in the holocaust!

This one and the “don’t y’all hate The Jews” get you a block.

For not even a full day-old account that’s special.

Yeah /s

Oh I’m not blaming them. I’m saying they deserved it.

This is the AP bullshit I keep talking about in those stories about how the whitehouse has drop-kicked them from the press pool. And I keep getting downvotes from well-meaning journalism students who think the AP is not as bad as the NY Post.