Who would win in a fight, a skinny malnourished Jewish guy with explicitly no fighting experience, or a 4 armed half elephant half human hybrid?
If you notice, malnourished Jewish guy is fighting dirty though.
He ain’t wearing pants
The hybrid’s also welding an axe in one of his 4 arms…
welding an axe
Think you meant ‘wielding’ here.
Welding an axe while being bitten on the face by jesus would be quite impressive indeed.
Lol, yup. Clicked the wrong word prediction… :/
The skinny guy can walk on water, calm ocean storms, heal severed limbs and won’t stay dead so I wouldn’t count him out. Wait, is Jesus a waterbending lich?
He’s also probably drunk as fuck, because he specifically has a supepower to make alcohol
He’s also made of bread, according to scripture.
He also created our universe and through him all things are possible. Plus, he was a carpenter who could make his own fish and bread, in an era with only primitive hand tools, so I wouldn’t count on him being skinny, or malnourished.
You are assuming that other gods have not also created our universe according to their religions.
Hindu scriptures do not attribute the creation of the universe to Ganesha. Instead, Ganesha is primarily revered as the remover of obstacles and the god of beginnings and wisdom. In Hinduism, the creation of the universe is generally attributed to the Trimurti, which consists of three major gods: Brahma the Creator, Vishnu the Preserver, and Shiva the Destroyer. Does Trimurti sound like anyone else you know?
How are you going to show to a fight already nailed to a cross?
He’s just a fat guy with 4 arms that has a replacement elephant head. But he’d definitely win regardless!
Will he survive if all the water in his body suddenly became wine
As a divine being, probably!
Man, what a power: instantly get any friend/foe absolutely demolished drunk.
I was thinking this earlier. Or what if he reversed it and turned all of his blood to water? I’m still thinking waterbender.
Real talk though ganesha would fuck up Jesus, no contest
Gonna need some powerscalers to jump in and provide sources.
Well Ganesha is Vighneshvara, Lord of Obstacles, and is praised for both removing obstacles and placing them in the path of fuckers who need checked.
And as far as I can remember, Jesus only moved that one big rock that one time. And no one even saw him do it, that could’ve just also been Ganesha.
Did you see Ganesha?
What if Jesus turned all the water in Ganesha’s body into wine?
If if Jesus left Ganesha’s body watery he’d still walk all over him
Ikr… Ganesha is basically Goro.
Interesting that the artist decided to depict jesus rather than the Christians direct god itself
I think most of the time when Christianity is depicted Jesus is used, since that’s their distinguishing factor. Islam, Judaism, and Christianity all have the same god capital g.
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But… Ganesha is removing the obstacle of competition in this comic!
And is providing education and helping Jesus find out.
Bottom panel goes hard
yes of course it does, that’s the point
I will always upvote The Perry Bible Fellowship
Same! I would love it so much to get a daily pbf comic.
I know this will get downvoted, but anyways: One should never pray for themselves is what I learned.
Plot twist: Both children are named ‘Me’ and they are praying for the other to win
What the - lol
Exactly. When I was a kid, after watching yet another nonsense news report about the royal family, I got down on one knee, and prayed for Princess Diana to die. One week later she did.
One knee for the devil, two for the god.
Gj buddy!! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ leavingsilently
NO ONE TOLD ME!
So, you’re actually calling the shots.
If you need a favour, I know people in high places
You’re not wrong; the most self-consistent theistic philosophies tend to lean that way.
But on the other hand, you’re missing the whole point of the comic
That was pretty unexpected and made me chuckle heartily. Thanks!
What if spelling bees are just propaganda to for nationalism in spelling? 🤔
Idk, but you probably aren’t winning the grammar bee
You aren’t going for to win either! I on the other hand will go for to win the grammar wasp, because fuck weak ass bees!
I hear it’s pretty hip to fuck bees.
Got ’em. Phones + the time just before bed are a recipe for typos & grammar errors 😉
That said… it’s oger & advertize as well as manoeuvre needs more vowels to be considered proper English
What if spelling bees save the ecosystem?
Not pictured: Jesus’ epic wrestling moves (swearing and minor violence, otherwise SFW)
- Jesus: “Get ready to receive some holy spirit”
- FBI: “Fuck, Judas got made, GO GO GO”-
Okay, so nobody’s going to point out Ganesha’s mount (mouse) nibbling on Jesus’s feet? Ganesha clearly has unfair advantage there.
They should make this a movie.
It’s hard to say if they are fighting or having sex but both is cool I guess
For as stupid as this comic is, it has inspired me to never pray for anything selfish.
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