Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say, “Ni” at will to old ladies!
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tektite@slrpnk.nettoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Terrorism is when you say America badEnglish8·4 days agoADL put spez on their tech advisory board apparently back in 2017. So I guess they’ve been a fucking joke for a while.
tektite@slrpnk.netto Science Memes@mander.xyz•is homophobia associated with homosexual arousalEnglish3·7 days agomy theory is that most homosexuals are bi
Guessing you meant “homophobes”
tektite@slrpnk.netto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Dozens attend 'Hetero Awesome Fest' in IdahoEnglish9·23 days agoI went to a kid’s birthday party the other day. There was a little girl (maybe 4y/o?) there who had been to another party earlier in the day but left before that party had cake.
The second that cake was mentioned she starts wandering around going, “Can I have cake?” to anyone who would listen.
“Can I have cake? Can I have cake?” I was told someone had cake and I’ll be damned if I don’t get some immediately.
tektite@slrpnk.netto politics @lemmy.world•Tulsi Gabbard now says Iran could produce nuclear weapon 'within weeks'5·23 days ago"We’re sorry, your [x] has been disabled due to unapproved usage.
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tektite@slrpnk.netto Gardening@lemmy.world•go forth and unleash horrors in my nameEnglish8·26 days agoVery cool!
tektite@slrpnk.netto Gardening@lemmy.world•go forth and unleash horrors in my nameEnglish15·27 days agoI looked into ladybugs for aphids a few years ago and IIRC, if you can get them, they eat a ton in the larval stage. Also sometimes you go to release adults and they mostly just fly off instead of indulging in the feast you’ve presented.
tektite@slrpnk.netto politics @lemmy.world•Trump ‘reamed out’ Hegseth for flop birthday parade28·28 days agoHe didn’t want PIZZA! He wanted FRENCH FRIES from MCDONALDS!!! He wanted RONALD to personally cut his burger up for him because it’s EMBARRASSING when his MOM does it! He wanted to use the SLIDE but he POOPED on it before he made it to the bottom and that’s SOMEONE ELSE’S fault!!!
He’s probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.
tektite@slrpnk.netto Technology@lemmy.world•In North Korea, your phone secretly takes screenshots every 5 minutes for government surveillanceEnglish101·1 month agoFrom… screenshots?
Men
girls
Adult girls are called women.
tektite@slrpnk.netto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that this is a real photo of Mark Zuckerburg, I always thought it was photoshopped.English4·2 months agoThey also call him Zukerberg at least twice.
tektite@slrpnk.netto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Timothee Chalamet starred in the same movie 3 times1·2 months agoSo you have somewhere to set your shower beer!
Best I can do is sea feet.
It’s called hostile architecture and it’s things like arm rests in the middle of a bench so you can’t lie down on it, or sloped windowsills so you can’t sit there.
I once saw a bench with a statue of a person sleeping on it. Wtf?
“To prevent the unsightly possibility of someone sleeping on this bench, we should put a statue of someone sleeping on this bench! Leave the useless bench there but also fuck you!”
“Yes, gtfo of our dumpster. When we are here we will give you free food, including protein and fresh produce, without hassling you about whether you deserve it or are ‘needy enough’.”
…but that’s not good enough for you because instead of fixing an immediate need like someone’s currently growling stomach, this establishment should tell them to go somewhere else?