The skinny guy can walk on water, calm ocean storms, heal severed limbs and won’t stay dead so I wouldn’t count him out. Wait, is Jesus a waterbending lich?
He also created our universe and through him all things are possible. Plus, he was a carpenter who could make his own fish and bread, in an era with only primitive hand tools, so I wouldn’t count on him being skinny, or malnourished.
Hindu scriptures do not attribute the creation of the universe to Ganesha. Instead, Ganesha is primarily revered as the remover of obstacles and the god of beginnings and wisdom. In Hinduism, the creation of the universe is generally attributed to the Trimurti, which consists of three major gods: Brahma the Creator, Vishnu the Preserver, and Shiva the Destroyer. Does Trimurti sound like anyone else you know?
Who would win in a fight, a skinny malnourished Jewish guy with explicitly no fighting experience, or a 4 armed half elephant half human hybrid?
If you notice, malnourished Jewish guy is fighting dirty though.
He ain’t wearing pants
The hybrid’s also welding an axe in one of his 4 arms…
Think you meant ‘wielding’ here.
Welding an axe while being bitten on the face by jesus would be quite impressive indeed.
Lol, yup. Clicked the wrong word prediction… :/
The skinny guy can walk on water, calm ocean storms, heal severed limbs and won’t stay dead so I wouldn’t count him out. Wait, is Jesus a waterbending lich?
He’s also probably drunk as fuck, because he specifically has a supepower to make alcohol
He’s also made of bread, according to scripture.
He also created our universe and through him all things are possible. Plus, he was a carpenter who could make his own fish and bread, in an era with only primitive hand tools, so I wouldn’t count on him being skinny, or malnourished.
You are assuming that other gods have not also created our universe according to their religions.
Hindu scriptures do not attribute the creation of the universe to Ganesha. Instead, Ganesha is primarily revered as the remover of obstacles and the god of beginnings and wisdom. In Hinduism, the creation of the universe is generally attributed to the Trimurti, which consists of three major gods: Brahma the Creator, Vishnu the Preserver, and Shiva the Destroyer. Does Trimurti sound like anyone else you know?
How are you going to show to a fight already nailed to a cross?
He’s just a fat guy with 4 arms that has a replacement elephant head. But he’d definitely win regardless!
Will he survive if all the water in his body suddenly became wine
As a divine being, probably!
Man, what a power: instantly get any friend/foe absolutely demolished drunk.
I was thinking this earlier. Or what if he reversed it and turned all of his blood to water? I’m still thinking waterbender.