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Zerush@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Beercycling

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Beercycling

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Zerush@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    I once heard a wise old man at the pub urinals say “you never buy beer, you only ever rent it” before he proceeded to piss all over his shoes.

    • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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      EA: and I took that literally

    • Cryan24@lemmy.world
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      If you’re Danish. He gave you a free beer.

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    As usual, the US is already one step ahead: they cut out the middleman by skiping a step.

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      Really saved us a lot of time when we figured out you could just piss in the can

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    I always assumed that pee killed plants.

    Exhibits A: ever seems dog owners lawn with patches of dead lawn?

    After seeing this pic I had to look up if I was wrong about this. And it turns out I’m not. Just got dilute the pee first.

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      Sucralose and other similar artificial sweeteners make human urine extremely toxic to the environment as well.

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        This sounds like bullshit.

    • mojo_raisin@lemmy.world
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      Another way is to add urine to compost and use the compost.

  • fossphi@lemm.ee
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    Where is the second guy from the right side looking? (゚_゚)

    • TheDarksteel94
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      “Nice cock, bro”

    • answersplease77@lemmy.world
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      Sus af

    • Raxiel@lemmy.world
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      At this guy.
      Brad McGuire

  • Cryan24@lemmy.world
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    Note to self, avoid Danish beer.

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    FYI, most popular Danish beers:

    Tuborg

    Carlsberg

    Harboe

    Ceres

    Albani

    Faxe

    Thor

    But you’re welcome to add more in the commemts

    • wolfpack86@lemmy.world
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      Royal

    • Zerush@lemmy.mlOP
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      French beer the worst,inSpain mostly good beer

      • DrFuggles@feddit.de
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        France has a very active craft beer scene, they’re available Even in small towns. But yeah, Cronenbourg etc is just meh

      • Titou@feddit.de
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        Which one did you tried ?

  • Turious@leaf.dance
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    Tasty nitrogen.

  • Carrolade@lemmy.world
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    …we should put more junior-high science posters above urinals.

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    deleted by creator

  • Cover_czar@lemmy.ml
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    The one’s pissing would drink the same?🤨

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    I’m never drinkin beer ever again

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      *me on Sundays*

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      Maybe just avoid some Danish beer.

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        How would i know if they don’t make it like the danish ?

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          I know, I know. I just didn’t want anyone giving up on all beer. That would be so sad

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    Piss beer idk about that lol

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      You’re going to be really upset when you hear about the water cycle

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