Sleepers, sleepers, man your bunks. Give the ship a clean sleep down fore and aft. Sleep in all decks, ladder wells, and passageways. Now sleepers.

Poo in the stew? Neelix is gonna be running bridges, and not the starship kind

Also his own brother in law, and a notorious slumlord

Banshees, harlequins, and other kinds of xenos can be silenced easily through the proper application of bolters

Baby humans are adorable though. Baby sharks on the other hand…

Fucking furries

Renaldo thinks that one crab is sexy at least

Unless you’re listening live or on vinyl, all music is sampled.

You arrogant ass, you’ve droned us!

“Fixing your mistakes” aka making your lies about what’s in the game actually come true

Find a better vampire girlfriend, that one dies to some dude who randomly hates on chairs

Writing cartoonishly evil villains is one thing, but the Lich King doesn’t hold a candle to Bobby Kotick

But I’m hiding behind 7 (unpainted, 3d printed) proxies!

Good? Perpetually horny, maybe

Upon arriving at the New World, Cortezh burned hish shipsh behind them. Ash a reshult, hish men were well motivated.

The US has a long history of Republican future presidents pulling shit like this. Iran hostage crisis, Vietnam peace negotiations, etc.

Please tell the class where Cabinet level or below positions are defined in the Constitution

Crunchy Frog. What’s their next flavor, Spring Surprise?

You joke, but one of them already needed a gofundme to pay for medical bills. After the verdict.

How about 2.5 years in which everyone held off because they didn’t want to step on the FBI’s toes, and it turned out that they weren’t doing anything?